Spoogly

Crazy, living in their own world, has special issues all their own.

That Gaddafi is well and truly spoogly now. Even Charlie Sheen's brand of spoogly is less impressive.

by A.L. Harper April 24, 2011

spooge light

An ultraviolet flashlight. One that illuminates DNA when present.

That cheap hotel room lit up with DNA when I turned on my spooge light.

by cmag12 July 16, 2011

Spooge Brain

A condition suffered by males after ejaculation where said male temporarily loses the mental capacity to process normal thought.

While suffering from Spooge Brain, Bill agreed to go to the ballet with his girlfriend, her mother and grandmother. Under no circumstances would Bill normally have agreed to such an endeavor.

by Alex Terego February 23, 2014

Santa spooge

AKA- Eggnog: that wonderful alcohol infused, yet seemingly innocous beverage seasonally responsible for transgressions ranging from mild next-morning memory loss to full-on office party infidelity.

Ho-Lee Shit! What happened last night at the Xmas party?
Well, you and a bunch of degenerates pushed down about a gallon of Eggnog each. You kept callin' it Santa spooge, Akmed said he was drinkin' Mumammed milk and Sally over there claimed it was Jesus juice. Either way it ended in a 3-some.

by YAWA December 3, 2021

spooge on your mom's chest

when you shoot your garbage all over some milf's titties and stomach

Hey Tim, sorry but I spooged on your mom's chest last night.

by Steve February 13, 2004

SPONGEY

A hot girl/guy, used as code word for a person that TURNS ONE ON.

Jimmy thinks Britney Spears is sexy, therefore Britney Spears is spongey.

by C-Bu November 16, 2003

spooge

n. man goo.

my testicles produce spooge.

by Jaimeson B February 20, 2004