Soldier7304

Soldier7304 is a dumb bith ass hoe who is fat and ugly and has no life but is desperate to have friends.

Soldier7304 is stupid.

by Joyboy72 December 2, 2018

Sold out king

JEON JUNGKOOK is the one and only sold out king for very obvious reasons
Like anything he wears and people saw him wearing it immediately sold out
Like Prada Louis Vuitton..to bracelet..to jackets,shoes and t-shirts definitely it will be sold out..
But not just dress but downy,kombucha lemon drinks even milk whatever he set wears and use.. consistently he sold it out

The sold out king meaning everything he use or wears immediately sold out

by JUNGKOOK lawyer May 17, 2021

brown spalding

A deviant sex act in which one shaves the head of his/her partner, then takes a shit on the partner's head. "Spalding" refers to the ball manufacturer of the same name, hence the bald head.

Also known as a hot fudge sundae.

Tom: So did you give her an Alabama hot pocket?
Shaun: Nah, we wanted to try something new, so I gave her a brown spalding.

by Smeg-tastic Cack Cheese July 30, 2009

Colognial Soldier

When you fart on your wrist and ask someone to smell your cologne and you put out your wrist for them to smell.

Guy 1: Hey man, check out my new cologne, (holding out wrist.)

Guy 2: (Sniffs) Dude, that smells like shit!

Guy 3: Haha, looks like you just got sniped by a colognial soldier!

by Dookiejuice March 9, 2013

labored as a soldier

the state of being achieved by smoking bud (usually a nice, fat blunt) after already being belligerently drunk. awesome feeling, may result in vomiting

if you drink before you smoke, you will get labored as a soldier

by parcheesi87 October 5, 2009

sploded

Something going BOOM very quickly, loudly and often with destructive endings.

That house sploded and now there's nothing left

by The Jester™ December 5, 2007

smolden

A 6 foot 9 eminent tank of an alphamale with the best youtube channel to ever grace the human race. smolden has a gigantic penis that would obliterate any mother's pussy, but also has good morals that prevent him from disrespecting any being on the planet Earth (unless they're not subscribed to smolden). He has a heart the size of an Antonov An-225, with a great passion for flags and entertaining the people of the internet. Everybody loves smolden.

Frank: "Who's your favourite youtuber?"
Jesus: "Thats the dumbest fucking question i've ever heard. Of course it's smolden you dickwad"
Frank: "My bad, soz mate"

by Cale Bevans' Badger August 12, 2021