spooning

Lying on a bed, couch, etc, usually with the guy lying behind the girl. Often a means of trying to arouse the girl without being too blatant, on the off-chance that spooning leads to forking.

"Have you hooked up with Michelle yet?"
"Nah, we were spooning on the couch watching Springer but she just wouldn't get around to forking."

by Ranger Downunder July 20, 2008

Spooning

Putting excessive amounts of spoons in somebody's bed...

Person 1 "What the fuck is this in my bed?"

Person 2 "YOU JUST GOT SPOONED!!!!!"

Person 3 "Spooning is fucking amazing..."

by anonymous derp July 30, 2011

salooning

when you have a party and wake up to a living room floor of debris

"Oh we were salooning hard last night look at this mess!"
"Hey Pat watch those chips you are salooning all over the place!"

by jellis.e July 13, 2017

Dance Floor Spooning

Also called spoondancing or spoongrinding. Goes beyond grinding. When a girl's ass is against a guy's crotch and instead of her shaking her ass and him either standing and enjoying it or shaking his crotch around, they move together like they are glued. The guy's crotch is pivoted upward and forward on the girl's ass so it looks like they are spooning/banging on the dance floor. Usually happens at school dances between couples. Makes everyone uncomfortable.

"Dude, Ally and Michael were dance floor spooning all night. I was like, get a room, creepers, you look like wild animals on a full moon."

"wait till she ends up pregnant"

by suckitupanddeal October 20, 2011

Spooning chips

Eating chips with a spoon because your nails are freshly painted and you don't want to wreck them.

I'm spooning chips so I can rock my pretty nails.

by Focca July 14, 2011

Nonbinary-Splaining

When you’re not sure what the creature is, but their explaining something to you in a condescending tone while holding a Starbucks cup and plugged with a Wish buttplug.

“Did that fruitcake creature engage in Nonbinary-Splaining to me the art of fist fucking a cactus?”

by Flipjack flap August 26, 2021

splorning

Splendid + Morning

Splorning! Did you sleep well?

by Anally Sally + Anthony September 27, 2008