Spegmentation

Art of saving and scavenging up every ounce of Spegma inside of your foreskin, where it marinates for as long as possible and possibly leads to mouldiness or even decomposition. The trick is to let is marinate down there and it's not something the average person can do. Achieving complete Spegmentation would require years of hard work, dedication and God-Given Talents and genetics as well

Tom's parents are really proud of him as he received full marks in his Spegmentation exam after saving up his spegma for years

by Fondle Monster 69 February 25, 2025

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Speghetti Arms

A phrase you use when someone is flailing about in conversation and cant come up with a logical or coherent thought and flails about verbally trying to come up with something

A "and that's why it costs more to make a penny than a penny is worth."
B " uh uh uh uh ummm, well, that ackshually not true becuz uh uh uh ummmm"
A "oooooh speghetti arms"

by VeerandZara May 9, 2025

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Spegezzay

a sudden unpredictably change in the direction something is moving that seems to defy what is physically possible, like all of a sudden its in a different place. UFOs changing direction instantly or seeming to suddenly be in a place farther than the time allows for, like a glitch. .

I heard the pilot say through his com "Spegezzy". I said "What?" and he repeated "It went Spegezzay". I said "what do you mean "It went spegazzey?" He said "spegezzay you know, it was there right in front of me & then spegezzay it wasnt there, because its somewhere else." I said "Somewhere else? What do you mean? Is it there or is it gone?" Her said "No, its not neither. It went spegezzay ." Its on my 12 now, coming right at me, & I have to give it more room., or we are going to slam into each other. . The UFO didnt disapear, nor was it gone. What happened was, I was going about mach1 & when I closed in on its six, I must have spooked it, and it went "Spegezzy". Thats when it wasn't there, because it was somewhere else. It happened so fast that I didn't see what happened, but it didn't disappear. My radar never lost it. It just went spagezzay & was instantly It 20 miles away in front of me on my 12, coming right at me. It went spegezzay. Its the only wayu it could be instantly 20 miles away in front of me, & going the opposite direction right at me. Then It passed by me, & when I looked down at my radar, it was still there for about a second before it blipped out, & disappeared & thats the last I saw of it. Whatever it was, I cant explain what I saw. It happened so fast, that it was like magic. I was behind it, & then it went spegezzay & it was coming right at me. Then It passed me, I looked down at my radar, & it blipped out & was gone.

by Dnamradrame July 31, 2025