Spegma

Cock Cheese, the cheese under Shmuck.

you talk with verbal spegma

by Petersexy August 1, 2008

Spermabetes

Similar to diabetes, but resolved better with thick amounts of jizz stuffed in orally, anally or if one must vaginally.
Suffers are known as Spermabetics -and always in need of a good Samaritan - condition possibly fatal if needs are not meet immediately.

Bertie Beaver: OMG - what's wrong with him .. help. ..he's collapsed … he's fitting & drying out ..
Ceclie Snatch: Quick ask those builders to bash one out - take any hole - you can only save him with a proper filling. Didn't you know he suffers from Spermabetes.

Bertie Beaver: He should have a spermabetic tag on him somewhere - try pulling his butt checks apart ...

by clavecin1716 April 22, 2019

spermaid

someone that is so obsessed with their boyfriend that they literally want to live in their ball sack and swim around like a mermaid

“hey, where’s Julie been?”
“this spermaid has been with her boyfriend for the last 72 hours”

by kareezus January 23, 2020

Smegma Male

A guy who is so in to NOFAP that that smegma starts coming out of his penis .

Have you heard ? Emil hasn't masturbated for 2 week now .

Yeah he has become a true smegma male .

by Hanza30 August 12, 2021

Spermal Detonator

A hilarious euphemism for any kind of nut shot imaginable...with a Star Wars twist!

I totally dropped a spermal detonator on my girl's tits and immediately went back to ruling at The Force Unleashed!

by notanerdoranything June 22, 2010

Smegmaxxing

Smegmaxxing is a term used within incelculture, and is more specifically related to the looksmaxxxing community. Looksmaxxers try to break down looks into a science, and "maximize" their own by using whatever mechanism they believe will help them reach higher standards of beauty. Smegmaxxing describes the process of a male not properly cleaning their male reproductive organ in order to gather an excess amount of smegma. This excess smegma results in an increased level and projection of pheromones, which is commonly known to attract members of the female sex.

"Did you smell Joe walking past earlier? I can tell he's been smegmaxxing lately!"
"Woah dude! We should really start smegmaxxing, I've heard its super effective!"

by MuligForeldreløs June 29, 2023

smegmaintenance

The act of cleaning under the foreskin.

One reason Eamon gets so much fellatio is that he keeps his junk neat and sweet by performing smegmaintenance thrice a week.

by Gastronaut4Life April 9, 2020