spanking whiteys

Enjoying a perfectly made White Russian before sharing some laughs, with friends. The Dude abides.

1: Hey dude, let's start spanking whiteys.
2: Fuck yeah! Then let's share a laugh!

by tcw4 November 26, 2014

Sparkling Pearl

A sexual act in which a male ejaculated and his partner pours glitter over it.

He came on the bed and she threw glitter on it, giving him a sparkling pearl.

by GlitterGun April 17, 2015

SPANKING THE TURTLE

The act of trying to slap a turtle head back up your luscious cheeks to avoid sheer embarrassment and the otter humiliation that comes with shitting your pants. This commonly done when restrooms are not available.

“Bro, I was SPANKING THE TURTLE 🐢 in hopes I would make it to a bathroom in time.”

by Steven dickerson June 17, 2018

Sprawning

Sprawning *Sprah-ning* verb: To increase ones ESP range.

As he cried out vast, sprawning, over the look that expanded over the river clearing and valley below; he felt one with all.

She thought she would sprawn out her vocabulary, and she's a greater woman for it.

Together; they sprawned *conventional diction that *conventionaly defied *conventional diction.

*traditional

*normal

Are suitable substitutions.

by Gainful Employment August 22, 2018

Sparkling water

Literally tastes like tv static or when you stub your toe

Yo that sparkling water sucked

by Exineus April 11, 2022

Spanking the ghost

When you jerk off into a condom and finish inside of it. The only thing you stand to lose is your dignity and self respect.

Eric: Hey has anyone seen Brad?
Rob: He went off to the bathroom with a box of condoms. He’s probably spanking the ghost in there.

by GxRice April 10, 2023

shat spackling

The obtrusive act of spraying a restroom wall with shat, specifically in a public restroom, in the area where the piping of the toilet meets the tile wall. This performance, usually accidental, but usually intentional as well, is a result of having a heavy mixture of diarrhea and flatulence whilst standing up from the toilet under the false self-impression that the one spackling has completed their evacuation into the toilet. Out of embarrassment, the spackler usually leaves the scene of the crime as-is.

Oh god. Looks like someone was shat spackling this restroom stall . How are we to perform oral sex, Senator Craig?

by CarlDaBrownipino February 1, 2010