stuff your sorries in a sack

Usually phrased as "Stuff your sorries in a sack, mister!", it basically means "your apology is not accepted".

Originally used by the character Oscar Madison in the tv show "The Odd Couple" in the episode "Strike Up the Band... Or Else" (S5E6 October 17, 1974).

Later popularized by the character of George Costanza in the tv show "Seinfeld" in the episode "The Betrayal" (S9E8 November 20, 1997)

FELIX: I'm sorry I snapped at ya Oscar.
OSCAR: Stuff your sorries in a sack, mister!
MURRAY: Hey that's a good one Oscar!

JERRY: (To George) I said I was sorry.
GEORGE: You can stuff you sorries in a sack, mister!
JERRY: Would you please stop saying that?!

by appleye October 28, 2011

swamp of sorrows

Swamp of Sorrows is never the right answer, however, it is still better to answer questions with it, than admitting that you do not know the correct answer.

Additionally it can be used to replace positive words such as awesome, incredible, great and outstanding. May also be shortened to SoS.

1) question: Which team won the Superbowl in 2005?
answer: Swamp of Sorrows!

2) I was at this great party with my friends last night. It was totaslly SoS!

by tehdood January 6, 2009

sorry ass

1) Lame, pitiful, without taste

2) Stubborn, without relief from his/her own point of view

1) That sorry ass just ruined the whole evening!

2) <Jim> There IS no alternative to this--I know it for sure!

<Mark> I checked it out yesterday and found 144 other sources for it, you sorry ass!

by Alex September 28, 2003

I'm Sorry

A phrase carelessly thorwn about by people who want to lessen their guilt. Does not actually show that they care about the person they hurt.

"I'm sorry for pushing you" "No youre not"

by lforpanic February 15, 2010

Sorri Time

A colloquial phrase common in southern New York that is often used to reference a particularly pitiful error on the part of a particularly pitiful person who may be deserving of multiple blows from a blunt, dense object, but not tough enough to take it

Ben: I made a left-hand turn and got into an accident on Central Avenue!

Gabe: Well, Ben, I think there's a no left turn sign in that particular location

Genta: Wowwww, Ben, what a Sorri time!

by Gabriel Murayama February 17, 2010

sorry, I'm doing chem homework

An outright lie told by someone wishing to avoid the company of another or hide what it is they are doing from said person.

Guy 1: Hey, wanna skype?
Guy 2: (skyping guy 1's ex/cheating on guy 1/slightly hates guy 1) Oh, sorry, I'm doing chem homework.

by doturiswithhearts January 23, 2017

Sorry, we couldn't find: *insert word here*

Sorry, we couldn't find: *insert word here*. is an error message the displays upon typing a word that doesn't exist in the world of urban dictionary.

Per1 :hey urban dictionary what does ¤º♡%¥《 mean??¿
urban dictionary : Sorry, we couldn't find: *insert word here*

by Bruh sound #3 February 16, 2019