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Something my mom calls me on the daily; A dumbass; A retard
God dammit, you're such a crayon eating glue sniffing helmet wearing window licker
by Weird Uncle Al December 18, 2019
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Stove Top Stuffing.

She was so excited we didn't make it out of the kitchen so I gave her some stove top stuffing.
by Estaban69 August 16, 2009
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Sniffing Britches

A girl that is always stuck up her man's ass. Even when she is not with him she goes by his house to sniff his underwear so she can smell his anus. These girls are usually immature, childish and hypocritical.
I can't stand sniffing britches, she must be shoved so far up Joel's asshole she can tell what kind of syrup he put on his pancakes.
by RJ Morgan October 13, 2009
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Stuffing the Pumpkin

The careful and meticulously crafted art of ejaculating in every possible hole situated on your partner's face. The 'pumpkin' in the term refers to your bitch's large terrifying noggin and 'stuffing'... well ...

Like carving a pumpkin, care and detail in this endeavour is essential, as the task is not for the rookie or faint of heart. It has been compared to open-heart surgery when regarding its difficulty. In order to properly stuff a girl's pumpkin you must jizz in both of her ears, both nostrils, the mouth and on the eyeballs... all in one shot. Only the true master of their domain can exude the control and power needed to accomplish this sex trick. However, if performed correctly, girls instantly cream themselves.... despite the common belief...
Stuffing the Pumpkin Definition: Essentially turn your girl's face into a Picasso.

Bruh, Alicia and I got frisky last night. I was dicking her down and she asked for me to stuff her pumpkin. Of course I obliged. I got all the right spots dude. She creamed all over her thighs afterward.
by Schmo Grums December 28, 2014
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Sniffing the Hanky

Sniffing the hanky is a term referring to doing cocaine. It is used in real life, WWII.

In WWII Swedish scientists made a hankerchef made out of blood and cocaine. It attracted German search dogs, then jacked their nose temporarily. It was served to hide the Jews as they were shipped to Sweden.
Hey, you've been sniffing the hanky?
No. I got high off of something else.
by BoredomOfGods May 17, 2015
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Sniffing pee

The act of two people sniffing there pee because they are fucked up in the head like the one kid with a name such as ayden
Ayden sniffing pee causes him to go into changes and make the brain hurt, he get confused and starts having horny feelings towards couches.
by Tqwsniff May 22, 2018
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Sniffing Niggers

What a white male does to a black male in reference to oral sex.
by the big 69 lord March 17, 2020
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