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Snowboarding

snowboarding is a version of chess boxing where instead of playing chess in between rounds they do gradually more and more cocain until one of them OD’s or gets knocked out
Me: “do you want to do snowboarding”

Tyrell: “my brother ODed after playing 4 rounds i’m good
by tyrell1992 September 1, 2022
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Snowboarding

Plowing Older Women or Men that have grey or white hair
I was snowboarding someone this weekend an it was great
by Dragön January 27, 2020
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snowboard

Derived from a video short, captioned "Crazy how we just casually leave thousands of dollars worth of equipment unattended at ski hills", the term "snowboard" in this case, is atypical from the ones we know today.

The most liked comments under the video included "Because the usual suspects don't ski" (183K), "Cuz hellcats can't make it up the mountain"(124K), "No hellcat people = no thefts"(124K), "Bro discovered white people"(45.5K), etc.

This word "snowboard" is connected directly to the comments. These comments insinuate that a certain minority are the "usual suspects" that drive "hellcats", and are a part of what's termed "hellcat people". What minority of people is this, you ask? Who knows?

Let's not make any assumptions nor conclusions on anything we aren't sure of or educated on. Hope this definition helps!
Usage: NOUN/VERB

"I don't like people who snowboard."

"Are you an avid snowboarder?"

"Can you afford a snowboard?"
by seeseesnowboard February 2, 2024
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Texas Snowboard

The act of coitus interruptus (ejaculation) on the forehead of an unsuspecting partner, followed by, the separation of fluids with the tip of the penis to create a downhill effect imitating a "ride on a snowboard".
I just rode a Texas Snowboard down this bitch's face!
Winter is cold enough in the south for a Texas Snowboard!
by You Got Murk'd August 16, 2011
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Snowboard

When you put one foot in her mouth and put the other foot in the vagina.
I rode that bitch like a Snowboard.
by SloopDoop February 27, 2021
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Snowboarding

A sexual act where a girl gives a guy a blowjob and doesn't spit or swallow but instead gives it back to him via a kiss.
"Man she was snowboarding me least night. I didn't know what to do."
by ems4635 May 7, 2021
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my snowboarding skillz

my snowboarding skillz is the second video uploaded on youtube
by the kundian May 21, 2023
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