Snooki Punch
Snooki Punch by jscrib June 19, 2011
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Snooki surprise
When a girl swallows the dick and balls then still has enough room to tongue punch the fart box.
When a lady can give a BJ and a rim job at the same time.
An incredibly experienced sexual act performed by a modern day whore.
When a ho surprises you with the tongue while she still has the dick and balls in your mouth.
When a lady can give a BJ and a rim job at the same time.
An incredibly experienced sexual act performed by a modern day whore.
When a ho surprises you with the tongue while she still has the dick and balls in your mouth.
Bro that girl was a super freak she gave me the snooki surprise.
She looks like a slut I bet she can give a mean snooki surprise.
He's so hot I'd totally give him a snooki surprise.
My husband doesn't pay attention to me anymore. Have you ever gave him a snooki surprise? I Know it's slutty but if you can't swallow the whole thing then just try the balls. Make sure the mother fucker showers before he comes to bed haha.
She looks like a slut I bet she can give a mean snooki surprise.
He's so hot I'd totally give him a snooki surprise.
My husband doesn't pay attention to me anymore. Have you ever gave him a snooki surprise? I Know it's slutty but if you can't swallow the whole thing then just try the balls. Make sure the mother fucker showers before he comes to bed haha.
Snooki surprise by Crazy charismatic August 7, 2017
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Snooki-winks
A term of affection for a person that over-emphasizes their adorableness. The term is used in place of the person's proper name. It frequently makes eavesdropping bystanders squeamish.
After an absence of several months, she spotted him at the airport and bellowed "Helllooo Snooki-winks!"
Snooki-winks by blankblonde August 18, 2010
snooki-like
A woman who dresses and grooms to look like Snooki. Similar to a "look-alike", but specifically with regard to Snooki.
snooki-like by tyrannosaurusrick May 9, 2011
Snooki-ism
Snooki-ism by TacoInYourXbox...Bitch! September 30, 2011
vanilla snooki
Any pale white girl that gets drunk and gets into trouble. Made famous by Ralph Garman on KROQ Kevin and Bean show
Christina Aguilera, the hot mess she has become since her separation, was arrested tuesday morning for being drunk in public. She should now be referred to as vanilla snooki.
vanilla snooki by cmolle97 March 18, 2011
Holy Snooki
Commonly used as an expression demonstrating unadulterated excitement, and/or infinite amusement, when curbing the use of expletives and blasphemous words while still trying to be funny. Appropriately used at tanning/nail salons, and laundromats; or when holy shit simply isn't good enough.
1. To a person coming out of a tanning salon: "Holy Snooki! You look like an Oompa Loompa!"
2. To a girlfriend: "Holy Snooki, you need a pedi!"
3. Pointing at a hairstyle: "Holy Snooki, look at that poof!"
4. To an acquaintance: "Holy Snooki have you lost weight?"
2. To a girlfriend: "Holy Snooki, you need a pedi!"
3. Pointing at a hairstyle: "Holy Snooki, look at that poof!"
4. To an acquaintance: "Holy Snooki have you lost weight?"
Holy Snooki by psychomango August 25, 2010