snarkle shark

a chronically snarky person.

Jane: "What are you doing, Sonny?"

Sonny: "Oh, I don't know, Jane. I'm sticking a fistful of ham & rye into my pie hole so if I were an educated person I'd say I was selling enriched plutonium to dictators."

Jane: "You're such a snarkle shark."

by angigo April 10, 2011

dirty snarkle

to take a sh*t on one's face then snarkle them.

John got Ryan back with a dirty snarkle.

by SEHS Summer Crew July 15, 2010

Snorklegorf

Noun, one who sniffs bicycle seats for pleasure. Synomyns: Ass Whiffer,Creep, Loser, Pedophile, Wierdo.

That Snorklegorf just whiffed some kids bike.

by Doctor Dirt December 19, 2008

Snorklepuff

Here is the game

1. Go to Omegle.com
2. Start a chat
3. Only say the word snorklepuff
4. Profit

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: snorklepuff
Stranger: hi snorky
You: snorklepuff
Stranger: klepuffy
You: snorklepuff
Stranger: i need some chocolates
You: snorklepuff
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

by Snorklepuff November 28, 2009

pork snorkle

The physical act of fellatio.
Often used in a comical fashion.

Also commonly used semi-jokingly when it is clear that you are not going to get sex, and oral sex is probably out of the question too - however worth a shot in a comical way.

verb form - to pork snorkle,
adjective - pork snorkling,
noun - pork snorkler.

She is such a pork snorkler. Meaning, she sucks alotacock.
How about a pork snorkle?

by Donny Dackrope February 22, 2008

Snorkle

A winter coat with fur around the hood, somewhat like an eskimo coat but more trendy, commonly worn by more of an urban crowd, but also common for girls to wear it.

"Damn its brick i wish i had my snorkle on"

by notpurpleshrimp February 26, 2007

snorkle

Making out with your favorite girl while she is zipped up inside of your winter coat with you.

Hey Kalela, you want to go snorkle on lunch break?

by Kileki December 13, 2005