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Mississippi Snail Trail

When a naked man perches on a doorway waiting for somebody to enter. When they walk through the door, you jump down and slide your dick, balls, gooch, and asshole across the victims entire front.
Did you hear that josh gave wyatt the mississippi snail trail??”
by CaliBoyz October 31, 2023
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muddy snail trail

That awkward moment when you leave a skibidi phantom toilet skid mark combined with that gushy goon snail trail. Upon mixing these two secretions you precipitate a heterogeneous mixture upon your ex boyfriends bed. Doesn't have to be ex boyfriend though btw just if you did do this he would dump you.
YO Emily has the craziest way that she left the muddiest of muddy snail trail on my newly iron pressed linen sheets.
by Skibidiphanom December 9, 2023
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Snail Trail

Noun snail trailing verb Derived from the slimy residue left from from a snail, ‘snail trail’ is a literal or proverbial trail of a man or men’s recently deposited sperm left by the receptive sexual partner. The term connotes recent sexual intercourse involving a person of any gender taking a man’s cum load in the anus or vagina. The resulting ‘trail’ refers to the inadvertent and public leakage of sperm from the anus or vaginasee creampie.

Usually in the proverbially use, the term denotes promiscuity, while the literal is both evidence of promiscuity and questionable decision making.
Female example- “Since she got married and became someone’s mother, Regina is so quick to chastise people for having sex outside of relationships… but, I was her college roommate. That girl was as loose as they come, *snail trailing* from frat house to frat house letting any dude over 6’1 and car jizz in her. The only things pass her lips for 4 years (and an extra semester) was plan B, bad pizza, Keystone Light, and unwashed frat dick.”

Male example - “ I ran into that big dick jerk who ghosted me in the locker room… before I knew it he was breeding me in the shower stall. I forgot to put on underwear this morning, so now I’m wearing basketball shorts on the subway leaving behind a *snail trail* of his baby gravy and my dignity.“
by IvyJockNYC August 22, 2023
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Snail Trail

When a female presses her vagina on another person's forehead. Female version of a male tea-bag.
Becky passed out at her friend's slumber party and all the girls snail trailed her.
by R. CHANG November 27, 2021
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The Snail Trail

When you bust a nut on the floor and use your semen as lubricant to slide across the floor.
“Yeah man, I was trying to do the snail trail and I slipped and broke my fucking neck.”
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Australian snail trail

While the female is doing a handstand the male ejaculates just below her stomach as the cum runs down her body creating the snail trail.
by darkwolf98 August 1, 2022
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Texas snail trail

The aftermath of the most epic cream pie trail made by the woman from scooting from the middle of the bed towards the end.
by NeecyMae August 7, 2022
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