carpet munching sewer skank

a girl who acts like she is lesbian and does lesbian acts on the street just like a dirty whore.

"blow out is such a carpet munching sewer skank".

"damn look at that carpet munching sewer skank"

by c.p.k August 27, 2009

staunching

To walk around like you own the joint- got a bit of a swagger

Tommy was staunching down the hall way and went all up in my grill

by Empty<3 October 7, 2010

Slurching

The act of sucking sperm out of your partner's ass after anal sex.

His boyfriend is into slurching.

by ScaMingLee July 19, 2016

scrunching

Casual cuddling with a significant other that escalates into more romantic/sexual experiences.

Jenny and I were planning on watching TV and cuddling, but we suddenly began hardcore scrunching on her futon.

by Lenny Koggins May 13, 2016

Clock Munching

1. A person who stays at work longer than neccassary to suck up as much pay time as possible.

2. A person who stays at work to suck up as much overtime as possible.

John is clock munching, he finished his work a half hour ago but has not clocked out yet.

John has clock munched for 24 hrs strait and refuses to go home to his family.

by Lawdawg 50 March 6, 2008

Anal Mugumbo munching

Its when one licks or eats the anal juices out of another persons anus.You can also suck the juices out with a straw.

anal mugumbo munching is when a person likes or sucks the anal juices out of ones anus in a sexual fashion.

by amm4life(irl) December 11, 2009

Schizophrenic smooching

Practicing for a real kiss by kissing yourself in a mirror.

Many teenagers try schizophrenic smooching because they don't want to disgrace themselves at their first kiss.

by Pacmaniac June 24, 2011