smudge parlour

Predominantly A dogs or another animals asshole ( rissole ) that has a terd streak around its rim.

Hey dog! Get that festy smudge parlour off the lounge..

Johnny!! Go put some undies on, your smudge parlour is marking the car seats.

by Oombie August 18, 2018

Smidgineer

Someone who is great at working with tiny intricate measurements. A smidgineer will get the measurement or angle correct every time.

A smidgician is a master smidgineer. A wizard in his field. A smidgician can eyeball a measurement from across the room and nail it 100 percent of the time.

Wow, you smigineered the f*#k out of that. Your smigineering skills are out of this world. I believe I can smidgineer it in there.

by The smidgician November 19, 2019

Smudge The Cat

Someone who has your back and can always make you laugh, though they have the most cursed images ever saved. They have the same shit humor as you and have the best videos saved

"the man is just like a Smudge The Cat"

by FGBHJFDGHKJBNFG November 26, 2020

Smudger

A reckless green narrow gauge engine who derailed so much that he was turned into a generator

"But Smudger just laughed."
"HEHEHEHEHE!"

by DICK AND FUCKING BALLS September 27, 2023

smudgen

Someone who is round, doughy, and soft. If the person does not have all of those characteristics, then they are not smudgen. The person is also someone who loves to indulge in high-calorie snacks, and curses like a sailor.

Wow look at that chick! Totally smudgen man!

Did you hear her speak or watch her eat? She is totally sumdgen!

by albert fergeson June 12, 2008

smidegeon

A very small amount of something, sometimes used in the shortened form <i>smidge</i>

Aw, give us a smidge of that cake!

by Bravura July 23, 2004

slidge

A couple consisting of a slut and a midget.

Here comes the slidge to get their bikes fixed again.

by coondox January 7, 2010