A fruit; worm worshipper of distinction. This gets right to the heart of the sickening violence of the homosexual act.
by Ian Chode June 05, 2003
by Wisdom of the Floppy Pancakes November 05, 2015
Results of unprotected sex.
Usually cute and loveable but, any plans, aspirations you had, or things you wanted to enjoy in life aka "Dreams" are know ruined. Takes about nine months for the "smashing" to take effect.
Usually cute and loveable but, any plans, aspirations you had, or things you wanted to enjoy in life aka "Dreams" are know ruined. Takes about nine months for the "smashing" to take effect.
by Ricky Savage December 02, 2017
When two men push each others penis head's together with a banana in the middle, smashing the banana in half, and both head's smash together.
by jv3 February 14, 2015
Someone that is a complete idiot and is in fact so stupid you feel they could walk around backwards smashing their bum into everything without realizing how stupid it is.
by Reformation January 17, 2010
A neat little blend of the words turd + smasher, which work as a duo to form a statement that is used in the same fashion as phrases like "shut your mouth/trap" and "stick a sock/cock in it"
<Drunk asshole #1> "YOSH!! WHICH ONE OF YOU ASS-JOBS DRANK ALL THE BEER!?"
<Couch potatoe> For the sake of fucking-in-public! SHUT YOUR FUCKING TURD SMASHER! I JUST MISSED WHAT THE CAVEMAN HAD TO SAY ON THAT FUCKING COMMERCIAL, ALL BECAUSE OF YOUR LOUD DRUNKEN SHIT!!YAH, THANKS A LOT YA FUCKING DECIBEL MONGORING SCREWBALL!!!"
<Drunk asshole #2> "Jesus, dude.. Loosen your belt buckle a little."
<Frantic pet dog> *slurred barking in confusion and excitement*
<Couch potatoe> For the sake of fucking-in-public! SHUT YOUR FUCKING TURD SMASHER! I JUST MISSED WHAT THE CAVEMAN HAD TO SAY ON THAT FUCKING COMMERCIAL, ALL BECAUSE OF YOUR LOUD DRUNKEN SHIT!!YAH, THANKS A LOT YA FUCKING DECIBEL MONGORING SCREWBALL!!!"
<Drunk asshole #2> "Jesus, dude.. Loosen your belt buckle a little."
<Frantic pet dog> *slurred barking in confusion and excitement*
by Aaron the Hyper June 06, 2007
Any Glass object such as an ashtray, pint glass or cocktail pitcher used to strike somebody, usually in a public house.
"Well officer, he took a swing at me so i smacked him in the face with my cunt smasher"
"Get your lazy ass back to work, dont make me come in there with a cunt smasher"
"Get your lazy ass back to work, dont make me come in there with a cunt smasher"
by pringles978 February 05, 2008