Semen Slurpy

a thick beverage enjoyed by women and the occational homosexual man. Not sold at 7-11, may be found outside for about 20 bucks.
also known as protein shake

She looked thirsty so i gave her a semen slurpy

by 12131415161 October 6, 2009

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Vanilla Slurpy

Noun. The jiz prize given to a woman to reward her for a good hummer.

"Hey honey, want a Vanilla Slurpy?"
"Okay, I guess it IS hummer week."

by Happy Diver September 14, 2011

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vaginal slurpy

The act of a male eating a woman's mucus plug while performing oral sex on a pregnant partner.

Tim enjoyed his vaginal slurpy after eating out his pregnant sister Bertha.

by maxi-pad. April 7, 2016

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Pussy slurpy

Pussy slurpy Soaking your girlfriends underwear and workout pants in milk after a working out Then squeeze it out

I drank a pussy slurpy from my girlfiend today

by Opendoor1 August 29, 2022

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The ArmaPH 'Slurpy' or just 'The Slurpy' is a viscous concoction Nullblank force feeds medics and the wounded as he believes it's jam-packed with nutrients needed by the average infantry man to continue fighting, and for the wounded to quickly recover.

The ingredients needed to blend 'The Slurpy' are as follows:
- 1 Large bag of saline solution (Fresh from the bags)
- Half a cup of Mabini's Cowper's Fluid, that's been tainted brown due to excessive and constant ejaculation. This one is very hard to get in it's purest form as Mabini's sperm often taints even the first drop. See Medic manual on methods of extraction and purification.
- Period from a female blizzard employee.
- blood from the wounds of the victims from Charlie Hebdo's Office attack.

"Null gimmie the 'Slurpy' brother" - Darasum
"What the fuck?" - Mabini

by Prickles The Fucker October 23, 2022

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