Slow H

The kind of head you would want after a day at work real nice and smooth

Damn Ian and Corey one time went to this party and they got Slow H from this dank ass chickat the same time!

by Ian Burnett October 31, 2007

slow cut

A perceived 'short cut' that takes longer than the usual route(s) or mean(s).

Wife: Why are we going down this road?
Me: It'll be quicker.
Wife: This better not be another one of your slow cuts!

by Unspellable November 28, 2007

Ripping Slow Ass

A quiet, lengthy, or series of lengthy, stinky farts, as if leaking out uncontrollably, over a minimum duration of 2 minutes.

Damn, this dog is ripping slow ass right now

by CBslimjim September 16, 2019

Slow roast

When you hug a person, and the other person purposely holds on too long. In addition to "holding on" too long they are also deriving some pleasure from aforementioned contact. This pleasure could be from loneliness, or sexual deviancy. Similar to Frotteurism, with the other party being partially cooperative until the slow roasting begins.

Dude, i'm never going over your aunt's house again. She slow roasted me pretty bad and I think I heard her moan.

You should have warned me about John, I gave him a hug to be polite and wouldn't let go.... that was the worst slow roasting I've ever gotten.

Damn that girl is fine, I'm gonna slow roast her for sure.

by onasty January 1, 2010

Slow Job

Either the most infuriating or the most outstanding oral sex technique. A slow job is a blow job at quarter speed. If you've got a guy with his hands restrained, a slow job might just be the most fantastic genital to mouth contact he's ever had. We'll call this Scenario A. Taunting, teasing, with plenty of eye contact. That guy will be completely under the spell of the sexual partner for the entire session. Not so if the male has just simply been promised a blow job. Then a slow job is tedious, and will make the blowee hate the blower a little bit and either wish they'd hurry the fuck up or pack it in altogether. Scenario B sure sucks, but not in a good way.

Can have consequences, such as spontaneous grabbing of the head and savage thrusting into the mouth, leading to potential teeth scraping injuries, possible gagging and dirty looks exchanged for weeks to come. However, the male should remain blameless for his reaction, as inexpert slow jobs are a form of torture, and not all men are trained to deal with that.

Slow jobs should only be attempted by those capable of making scenario A a reality, or those fully prepared to accept the aforementioned consequences of Scenario B.

"I had the best slow job last night. I was handcuffed to the banister and she just spent a good half an hour at least on sucking my cock. It was legendary"

"I had the worst slow job last night! She said she was going to give me a BJ, so I thought I'd have cum by the time NCIS started. But no. It went on and fucking on, and I got bored and grabbed her head to finish it quicker. She bit me and called me a prick. Worst slow job EVER"

by MagickDio April 19, 2010

slow no

the process within any organisation where a decision is not made because people dont want to deal with fall out of rejecting the proposal - when eventually the no decision is made the anger and frustration is a 100 times worse because of the wait -

Dave was fucked off with his boss - because the slow no on his pay rise took 8 months to arrive

by rriikk1 November 23, 2010

slow

This website at getting new definitions up

by Bloofy April 14, 2003