Stool Tool

A tool who dose not pick up on rejectment by the person they are trying to impress. In order to covey the rejectment you must be so blunt with them that you might as well be hitting them with a stool.

Girl: "I swear to God he is SUCH a stool tool!"

by _letters_and_words_ March 11, 2016

Slook

High class Ratchet

Oh he is a Slook he don’t care if your Mattress is on the floor

by anonymous November 23, 2020

Sloop

A word used by kaypeacreations by accident during an exhaustion fueled video to explain the action of sloping the sculpted fur on the face of a clay art doll.

If you look at your reference you can see that the fur kind of sloops in different directions depending on where it is on the face.

by JoJoRo_YT January 14, 2022

increased stool output

when you dont want people to know you have diarrhea you call it increased stool output or ISO for short

oh man after i ate that burrito yesterday i had increased stool output for hours!

by nympsued July 25, 2009

Fake Sloot

Analogous to Cock Tease: An attractive girl who is flirtatious and appears to be easy to close but always ends up backing out at the last minute.

Speaker 1: "omg look at all these sloots at the club tonight"
Speaker 2: "nah dude, they're all fake sloots...they'll just make you buy drinks and then dip out"
Speaker 1: "I hate fake sloots!"

by pkallday2012 February 11, 2012

Groom of the Stool

The servant that wipes the King’s ass after he takes a shit.

After the King contracted food poisoning, the Groom of the Stool had their work cut out for them.

by The Real Joulie November 15, 2022

Stool Surfing

The act of making full use of modern smartphone technology to skive work by surfing the internet whilst sat on the toilet doing your own download.

Boss. "Where's that teaboy gone, I haven't seen him for ages"?
Me. "He will be sat on the bog stool surfing".
Boss. "When he gets back I'll cram that phone so far up his cornhole he won't sit down for a week"!
Me. "I think he'd like that too".

by Zenyk July 1, 2014