smitch

Thinking about or sleeping on an idea

one: "yo, can you lend me one thousand dollars?" two: "hm.. Iono mane, ill smitch on it"

by brckhmptnsux January 15, 2021

Sitch's Law

Most arguments are arguments about definitions, you just don't realize it.

Person 1: "One of the big problems with the Socialism VS Capitalism debate is that it almost always-like so many other debates; it devolves into debates over definitions. It’s tedious and unproductive, but it seems unavoidable at the same time."

Person 2: "Sitch's Law in action."

by AssBurgerRap June 19, 2022

Sitchy

To be well situated.(good)

I need to get sitchy for this party tonight.
That’s nice cut. Your barber got u sitchy.
I’ll b sitchy when my direct deposit hit.

by @treyjey90 December 18, 2018

Snitch

A "Snitch" is a guy/girl who gets arrested by the cops, and then decides to give up info that can land another person/friend in lock-up. And as a result, the snitch is let go- - home free.

Usually, that motherfucker gets his/her ass beat up and put into the hospital, or stabbed up or shot.

A drug dealer gets caught by the cops, and the cops offer him a deal to be let off home free, so the motherfucker takes the deal and tells the cops about another dealer thats throwin dope around town, and then gets that other dealer arrested. A week later, Snitch gets jumped and put in the hospital.
Snitch rats on somebody again & ends up dead.

by SouthernWhiteFool850 June 13, 2014

slither.io

Slither.io: is a game that a guy like Keith or Addison would play.

Slither.oi: Online game that is addicting as fuck it involves snakes eating each other and getting bigger. Soon addicting!

Keith: DUUUDDEEE I almost died playing slither.io!
Addison: You suck.
Kate: So true tho!

by Anreaa June 10, 2016

sitchiation

just slang for a bad situation ; a problem

"That girl is spreading rumors about me."
"We have a sitchiation."

by tatpm May 6, 2008

DP Sitch

a DP Situation is when one has a 'Discharge Party' in one's pants...

The cause of this may be down to one or all of the following reasons:

(a) Seeing a hot guy*.
(b) Thinking about a hot guy*.
(c) Perving on a hot guy*.
(d) Post sex DPness**.
(e) General DPness**.

* or girl - whatever tickles your fancy.
** this is not STD related.

Oh my god that guy is a total DP Sitch.

I'm having a DP Situation.

by Olivia the Great I September 12, 2010