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skarmy

Skank Army- A big group of your girls who will skank it up with you and go out en force like an army. Essential right after break ups and when there's a target man on the loose.
Me and my skarmy have big plans on Friday night
by patdc1 June 21, 2010
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smarmypants

getting a soggy biffa in your y-fronts e.g i have a smarmy in my pantys (smarmypants)
by bum raf January 7, 2003
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Smarmy

An attitude resembling butt, covered in a butt/poop paste. Also can be used as a verb, a noun, or other things.
I was smarming the other day, it sucked

Your fart is positively smarmy

That girl totally smarmed on me.

He smarms baby turtles.
by walter cronkite IV April 19, 2009
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smarmy douche bag

When woman falsely uses your identity. They become a smarmy douche bag.
A smarmy douche bag in New Mexico was falsely using another Companies identity to fraudulently obtain business.
by Truk you August 27, 2011
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Slammywhammy

The undefinable "chi" (or "qi", depending on the spelling) that one with mammajamma has. A level up from "mojo", it's what makes the mammajammed of the universe so damn fine. One is normally born with it, but increasingly there are lessons and "slammywhammy" coaches sprouting around North America to teach, whose services are often promoted through the use of Groupon.
"What makes that bad mammajamma so damn fine?"

"Oh that's Dave. He's got some mean ass slammywhammy under the hood."
by aquaholic_anonymous May 28, 2013
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Smarmy

A word slam on smegma and army. An army of smegma in reference to a shitty personality that can only be quantitifeid by the use if the term smarmy. The worst quantification of a person's personality.
That bitch is so full of herself she's verging on the smarmy side.

That lawyer is so distrustful and slithery. No other way to describe him but to call him smarmy.
by Give a shit February 6, 2018
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slarming

Lounging on the settee, couch with pyjamas on during the day or night from the verb 'to slarm' lounge about not properly dressed.

Slarming gear - pyjamas, dressing gown
See you've got your slarming gear on then!
by oldghostwalker March 3, 2018
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