Professional Pussy Slayer

One who has mastered the art of fucking girls. Even when all odds are against you, even if she says no earlier in the night.....even if she says i would never ever fuck you....and then you end up fucking her so hard that the next person to pull you out of her will become the king of england. just like the sword in the stone , is the same as penis in the vag.

Steve: what makes you a professional pussy slayer?
Rich: i can fuck girls when ever , how ever.

Steve: yea true your a professional, i admire you and wish i was you.

by professorOFpussy22 October 9, 2009

Tripple Decker A.C. Slater Crumpkin

One of the most pleasureable, distgusting, and dangerous forms of vandalism. Smoking crack while simultaneously recieving head, and taking a shit in the top tank of a toilet. The female performing the oral sex is sitting on the bottom part of the toilete backwards, like A.C. Slater, taking a shit.

hey jeff how was that party? it was cool, but someone did a tripple decker a.c. slater crumpkin in my toilet and it smells like hagrid's butt in my house!

by huckabee January 11, 2008

Slamry

a pimped out, bossy toyota camry with leather interior, a bitchin stereo, and a stick shift. has the ability for a guy to get his slam on

I can't believe you just pumped that chick in your slamry

by slambino December 19, 2012

Chicago Slammer

The act of receiving oral sex while holding and pulling with necessary force the ears of your wife, girlfriend, or significant other.

My wife would not shut up during sex last night so to silence her I gave her a Chicago Slammer

by Lyncoln Park February 12, 2010

Satanic Slammer

(n) Bacardi 151 + hot sauce (preferably habanero based) in a shot glass chased with a pitcher of Milwaukee's Best Light.

For his 21st birthday, the dude had the honor of a Satanic Slammer.

by Vyvyan Messerschmitt September 8, 2010

chode slammer

When a male possesses a chode he (1) Slams his chode or (2) slams his chode with other males who possess a chode

You are such a chode slammer.

by Trashing12thscj January 6, 2014

Pullin' a Slater

To quit a job with exceptional finesse and style.

Mr. Smith, don't be pullin' a Slater on your way out. Dude I'm so pullin' a slater when I quit my job.

by Jack The Surfer August 10, 2010