Shredded Asshole

When you eat your own nails and they happen to be quite intact during digestion and then scratch the insides of of your asshole when you unload your ass and it fucking hurts.

Guy 1: Hey I got a Shredded Asshole last night!
Guy 2: Yeah... That's fucking great to know
Guy 1: But instead of hurting, it gave me an orgasm.
Guy 2: Why am I your friend?

by Oskarmandude2 June 29, 2013

Shred the Gnar

To go big, never stop or give up; accept the reality that anything is possible, and everything can be accomplished if you set your mind to it..

You gunna get rowdy on that death gap? Man shred the gnar.

by Bro stay gold January 23, 2009

Shredding

Shredding is a term often used by skateboarders when the pull of some sick tricks!

Jimi: Nyjah Houston Is shredding street league!

by Botiic January 7, 2015

shredded

to have acquired 6% body fat.

hey you're shredded (no homo)

hey you're 6% body fat (no homo)

by dat dere cell tech September 4, 2011

shriekling

Pejorative name for a loud, screeching child.

I don't like going to restaurants much anymore. The breeders always bring their little shrieklings along and ruin the meal for me.

by Miz Daisy Cutter April 30, 2006

shridhar

The best friend anyone can have

He's my shridhar

by Nalla ryen January 9, 2018

Fots Shired

A funny more creative way to say Shots Fired.

JP Diaz:

"not at all actually. but you're a dumbass, so its expected."

superslikuzi: "FOTS SHIRED"

by superslikuzi March 23, 2010