Shrek

Shrek is a creature that stars in the movie Shrek.He lives in the forest with Bigfoot eating onions, some hope to one day catch him and then have shrek grant them one magical wish. Some also call him by the holy ogrelord and savior of onions

Becky:holy crap! I think I just saw Shrek
Andrew:No way,where?!
Becky:He flew away into the sky

by Astupidname March 11, 2015

Shrek

Perhaps the greatest anime ever created. Second only to Corey in the House.

Dude, Shrek is the greatest anime ever!

by Diggity rang rang February 19, 2018

shrek

Someone who is so fucking ugly, they can only be looked at in the dark.

Holy shit, it's daylight and Shrek is heading this way, run for your fucking lives.

by S. Dogg September 16, 2005

Shrek

Our true lord and savior. He was put on this earth to save us all.

At the end of time Shrek will rain down and take us home.

by KornBoi June 11, 2019

Shrek

I was only nine years old. I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies. I'd pray to Shrek every night before I go to bed, thanking for the life I've been given. "Shrek is love", I would say, "Shrek is life". My dad hears me and calls me a faggot. I knew he was just jealous for my devotion of Shrek. I called him a cunt. He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep. I'm crying now and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it's really cold. A warmth is moving towards me. I feel something touch me. It's Shrek. I'm so happy. He whispers in my ear, "This is my swamp". He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I spread my ass-cheeks for Shrek. He penetrates my butthole. It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek. I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water. I push against his force. I want to please Shrek. He roars a mighty roar, as he fills my butt with his love. My dad walks in. Shrek looks him straight in the eye, and says, "It's all ogre now". Shrek leaves through my window. Shrek is love. Shrek is life.

Shrek is love, shrek is life.

by Copypasta guy March 4, 2022

Shrek

Shrek is a god like figure in which we must sacrifice our dignity and will to serve him. If you do not follow these steps his loyal subject donkey will kill you and serve you to shrek

Someone: God is the highest power
Everyone else: No shrek

by Jarret Giroux June 9, 2021

Shrek

A majestic prophet, who Jesus prays, he will butt rape you at night and it is The ultimate experience, Shrek thinks onions have layers, so they have layers. He once said that ogres can lay down a beat.

My life has a new front

what happened

Shrek cleansed by rectum

by DaddiesCumming September 10, 2019