Shnyde

A shnydie person doing shnydie things.

Not something you want to be on.

Take me off the Shnyde.

by The Googly-Eyed Bandit August 18, 2019

Snyder Cut

An uncircumcised penis.

Barry's got a Snyder Cut.

by Sliced Alone Postum Alone December 24, 2020

Snyder

1) Someone who claims to have been everywhere, done everything, and feels the need to always one up you because they're pissed that their life and accomplishments have amounted to nothing.

2) Someone who works in customer service and has no real authority, but targets younger associates using his age as justification to give orders.

3) One who has been known to financially butt fuck fellow associates, but makes up for it once a week when he brings everyone bagels.

4) A self proclaimed tennis pro

1. Guy 1) Dude, I just got back from Hawaii. I took surfing lessons and rode my first wave!
Guy 2) That's cool, I used to teach surfing when I lived in Australia. I went pro and even won a few competitions.
Guy 1) Oh, so you're saying you're better than me? You're such a Snyder bro.

2. Employee 1) Hey, go fix me a cup of coffee... 1 cream and 2 sugars.
Employee 2) No way, I'm in the middle of some shiz. Plus I'm not your bitch.
Employee 1) Son, I'm 48 years old. You better show me respect!
Employee 2) *mumbles* Goddamn Snyder

3. Rick) Man, that new guy ass fucked me on my paycheck again!
Chris) Yeah dude, looks like you got fuckin Snydered.

4. Girl) Hey Bryan, did you see that guys sweet moves on the tennis court earlier? He's such a Snyder.
Bryan) *shrugs* It's fucking tennis.

by Jmoneyyo November 1, 2013

restore the snyderverse

A movement made by people who are in denial that Zack Snyder isn’t going to make dc movies anymore.

Man I can’t wait for justice league part 2.
Bro they won’t restore the Snyderverse. It’s time to move on.

by CapaldiDoc July 13, 2021

snyder

a blunt or joint that is completely jacked up. Either to loose, soaked in spit or runs like a african being chased by a tiger, thats a snyder.

Sheuy: yo this blunt is soaking in spit and the nugs are falling out its so loose. You rolled a straight snyder.

Matt: im sorry dude, i cant roll for shit.

Shuey: you shoulda let Ethan roll it

by Todd Bennison October 9, 2006

Snydering

To constantly blame others for something that is your own fault. Especially when it comes to academic shortcomings.

Andrew: I got a 54 on that exam. It was such bullshit. He graded it way too harshly.

Christian: If you had studied harder you would have done better. It's your own fault. Stop Snydering!

by BenBenPCP June 5, 2013

Snyder

Pulling a Snyder. A. Getting fired from a job within 2-3 weeks of being hired. B. Having an intimate encounter with a woman of 47 years of age or older. C. Taking a dump on a bagel and setting it on a dinner plate at a friend's house with fork/knife.

A. I just got Snydered from my job. B. "Dude, look I'm totally gonna Snyder this chick tonight. She's only twice my age!!" C. Damn...this bagel isn't real?!?!?!

by The Zing Wing King July 26, 2010