shmold

the mold in ones shoe.

Shirley your jordans have alot of shmold!

by chemonbyl May 5, 2009

Shmodied

(adj)
really drunk.

fucked up, messed up, sauced, twisted.

"what do you want to do tonight before the show"
"let's get shmodied"

by iheartsocks September 15, 2009

Shmoi

The name given to someone after a stupid or mildly insulting statement.

"Who's Heckler?" - Heckler's not a person you shmoi!
"Your pulling my hair out of its sockets!" -Shmoi
"Send her back to Battersea Dogs Home"

"She's a blonde bombsite."

by Joseph Till August 20, 2011

shmoist

A combination of sweaty, hot, wet, and yes, moist.

(In an undesirable way)

I just came back from a trip to Florida in June, and felt very " Shmoist " the whole time.

by xxkookie70 June 9, 2016

shmoist

A combination of sweaty, hot, wet, and yes, moist.

(In an undesirable way)

I just came back from a trip to Florida in June, and felt very " Shmoist " the whole time.

by xxkookie70 June 9, 2016

shmoits

A piece of unwanted debris or other non-food particle that falls into food.

"Don't get any shmoits in your gefilte fish." Peter said.

by CheeseBisquets March 5, 2019

Shmoed

high af on weed, the high that makes you throw up and last two days

guy 1: I got work tomorrow but I wanna call out sick
guy 2: nah man hit my bong it’s the good stuff, you’ll be shmoed so bad you won’t even have to pretend to be sick tomorrow

by kornkernal April 19, 2019