Shmist

A fine mist of faeces that is emitted from the anus upon emission of gas (flatuance), similar to, but not the same as a Shart.

Dan: Dude I think I just shmist in my pants.

by gorilla in the shmist April 1, 2009

SHIPS

solo homers in philly or san diego

Manny Ramirez has a very low career SHIPS stat because he has played in the American League for so long.

by mantle78 December 22, 2008

shmups

A slang term for "Shoot 'em ups" when discussing video games. Also defined as a FPS (first person shooter) or simply shooter games.

"Xbox 360 sure has a lot of upcoming shmups!"

by lucky644 December 17, 2008

Shimpsis

a seafood dish, or a cartoon sitcom about a family,

Yeah dawg, Lemme get an order of the fried shimpsis.
Yo Dude! after the Penn State game we gotta watch the Shimpsis

by Big Nation April 4, 2003

ships that pass in the night

A one night stand, but mega hot sexual encounter with someone that has lasting memories you take to the grave...

Frankie: So who was she?
Stevie: Don't know.

Frankie: Don't know?!!! You said she ripped your heart out!
Stevie: Ah... Ships that pass in the night...

by sweet and innocent Stevie February 25, 2017

ships

to say sh*t in frount of your parents

OH ships!!!

by monkeypoo October 13, 2003

Shmip

Shmip is another word for shit.
made up for the pure fact of confusing people who dont know what it means and to use around children.

India: Yo Jessie,
how's you're little shmip of a brother?
Jessie:Being a little shmip, like usual.

by inunii December 10, 2007