bag-o-shite

A bag of shite. Crap. Cac. Biz. Bollocks.

What an absolute bag-o-shite.
Pop idol is a bag-o-shite.
Scrap that bag-o-shite.

by Countach Smeech September 23, 2003

The Shite

An apt descriptive term for Liverpool FC and their "supporters" from various scandinavian countries. See Red Shite and scum

"We could stop global warming by banning The Shite fans from flying to home games"

"I see The Shite are whinging again cos they failed to win the league despite spending loads of money. Again."

by NewtronBomb October 30, 2008

Shiterbate

To go to the restroom, informing everyone you intend to take a shit, and remain in the restroom for an extended period of time while actually masterbating

Scott: Where is Kevin?
Andy: Oh he is in the bathroom, has been for 20 minutes, said he was taking a shit.
Scott: Oh, he must be going to shiterbate.

by Nazgul4591 November 1, 2009

drop some shiites off at the mosque

to take a shit

Man, I didn't take a shit during that 3-day camping trip. I need to go drop some shiites off at the mosque.

by pinch one July 1, 2009

red shite

a whining 'supporter' of L*verpool FC, normally from Essex. Also known as an A to Z since that is what they need to find their way to A**ield.

we don't care what the red shit say,,, what the heck do we care.

Oi Wiley you dirty red shite bastard yer .....

by Simon Burke January 12, 2004

shitemare

One step up from a nightmare, bad news, or an annoying person!

"Dude, that girl is an absolute shitemare!"

"The party was a complete shitemare!"

by Define April 15, 2007

shiteau

an extra large pile of feces, usually located in a toilet, which resembles a castle or chateau

Take a look in the toilet, dude. I made a super-duper shiteau.

by Jimmy Carr May 8, 2010