Shituation

A shituation is a predicament an individual is in that was unpredicted & out of his/her control; when combining the words shit & situation, you have a shitty situation which is unsurprisingly common.

The new system for unemployment was a real ball buster cause it took them damn near 4 months to resolve my shit right.... now that was a shituation.

by Baylauan April 13, 2021

SHITUATED

Getting shituated: The process of spreading your asscheeks so that you don't have to wipe.

I got shituated in preparation for my big one.

by glarglefargle November 19, 2016

Shituation

A shitty situation

Had a bit of a shituation I was stuck in (shitty situation) however luckily with some help I managed to get by and out of the shituation I'd been in.

by JezTaylorMade June 2, 2021

Shituated

Condenses two words into one: Shit and Situated; as in "I've got to get my shit situated".

Man, I've gotta get shituated.

by CeVincCenzeeznze June 11, 2018

Shituation

Describes a situation that has gone to complete shit.

E.g "My missus just caught me having an anal threesome with her step sister and step mum"

"That's a pretty shituation"

by SimpleIsaac June 7, 2016

Shituation

When a person goes from one bad situation (tragedy) to another bad situation (tragedy). And there seems to be no relief in sight.

Man, did you hear about Raymond? First, his grandmother passed away, his dog died, then he lost his job. Raymond is in a shituation.
Johnny Black III

by Black Sensai December 4, 2017

Shituation

A place one finds themselves surrounded by shit people, shit living conditions, shit environment, shit offices, shit public services and shit conversations.

The shituation was not great just before and after covid-19 started.

by Patrick the Starfish001 June 21, 2021