A prank where newspaper is placed on a doorstep, shat on, then set on fire before knocking on the door and running away to hide. The aim is for the houseowner to stamp out the fire and get shit on their shoe. Good times.
by AL89 November 07, 2008
The 100% reversal of an erection. A man excreting his own penis after viewing a particularly grotesque female.
by Sean Boyle February 21, 2009
(Scottish) To be completely confused, or to explain someone who cannot make up their mind. Also to describe a person or persons (organisation) who are completely disorganised.
"That's the 3rd time this month the council have dug up this road. They don't know if they want a shite or a haircut that lot!"
Alternativey - when observing a poor driver weaving all over the road and / or indicating the wrong way at junctions etc can be described as not knowing wether they want a shite or a haircut.
Alternativey - when observing a poor driver weaving all over the road and / or indicating the wrong way at junctions etc can be described as not knowing wether they want a shite or a haircut.
by Davie B August 01, 2006
by D-BUCK March 05, 2005
by Niamhalicous April 17, 2016
Term referring to a homosexual.
Shite Rider, a shadowy flight into the dangerous world of anal sex.
Michael Shite, a young loner on a crusade to champion the cause of the mincer, the faggot, in a world of ass-rammers who operate above the law.
Shite Rider, a shadowy flight into the dangerous world of anal sex.
Michael Shite, a young loner on a crusade to champion the cause of the mincer, the faggot, in a world of ass-rammers who operate above the law.
by texaspete777 April 11, 2007
by thesunnydevil May 14, 2009