Shite-a-light

A prank where newspaper is placed on a doorstep, shat on, then set on fire before knocking on the door and running away to hide. The aim is for the houseowner to stamp out the fire and get shit on their shoe. Good times.
by AL89 November 07, 2008
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Pink Shite

The 100% reversal of an erection. A man excreting his own penis after viewing a particularly grotesque female.
"Man, I saw you're sister the other day and did a pink shite. She's a fucking pig".
by Sean Boyle February 21, 2009
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Shite or a haircut

(Scottish) To be completely confused, or to explain someone who cannot make up their mind. Also to describe a person or persons (organisation) who are completely disorganised.
"That's the 3rd time this month the council have dug up this road. They don't know if they want a shite or a haircut that lot!"

Alternativey - when observing a poor driver weaving all over the road and / or indicating the wrong way at junctions etc can be described as not knowing wether they want a shite or a haircut.
by Davie B August 01, 2006
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shite pipe

Scottish word meaning the anal opening, "The Arse Hole".
"Dave shafted Sammy up the shite pipe".
by D-BUCK March 05, 2005
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shite talker

A shite talker is some body who lies, bullshits or 'talks shite'
'I rode three tinder moths at the weekend'

'Josh is a shite talker'
by Niamhalicous April 17, 2016
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shite rider

Term referring to a homosexual.

Shite Rider, a shadowy flight into the dangerous world of anal sex.

Michael Shite, a young loner on a crusade to champion the cause of the mincer, the faggot, in a world of ass-rammers who operate above the law.
Watch him, he's a shite rider.

by texaspete777 April 11, 2007
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Web shite

Name given to an Internet page that refuses to load properly or at all.
"Blimey. MySpace isn't showing my media player on the page. Guess it's a Web shite today."
by thesunnydevil May 14, 2009
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