Shitbag

Noun
A bag of flesh that’s sole purpose is to consume otherwise useful things, i.e., food, time, or knowledge. Then turn them into shit shooting it out both holes, relatively useless and wasteful.

Adjective
1. Literary

Scummy in character disingenuous in heart.

2. Heraldry

(Of human) to act in the worst manor of jackassory, I.e., fuckin stupid.

Look at how that fucking shitbag parked his car.

You ate all my chicken burgers? You’re such a shitbag.

That is the fucking dumbest thing I’ve ever heard you fucking shitbag.

by UandA June 9, 2020

shitbag

Shitbag is a term where you made me super fucking mad and your being a dick, you shitbag.

"OI! FUCK OFF YOU SHITBAG"

by SwaggyHunter October 19, 2020

Shitbag

A noun used to describe bullies, assholes, or other rude people

Kaden: Your clothes suck!
Houston: Shut up, shitbag

by 64SilverEyes January 17, 2023

shitbag

just a douchebag who's also full of shit!

That bozo is a real shitbag!!

by anonymous December 28, 2022

Shitbagged

Stabbing someone in the bumhole so they need a colostomy bag

Usually reserved for snitches or the worst of the worse. Unless you piss off a level 10 roadman then your getting shitbagged regardless. Step on his shoe. Shitbagged
Stare too long. Shitbagged etc

He snitched so we shitbagged him live o
Now he has to poo poo in a bag

by Smokeypokey404 January 31, 2022

Shitbag

Were you teabag someone then shit in there mouths

"hey honey how about we do a shitbag later"

"You dirty bastard"

by thegayestnays.com September 17, 2021

Banged in the face with a shitbag

An exclamation of disgust. Used specifically to elicit the visual of someone preforming fellatio on a person who currently has a colostomy bag.

“I’m going to bang you in the face with a shitbag”

“Well, Bang me in the face with a shitbag, that sucks.”

“Woke up this morning feeling like I got banged in the face with a shitbag”

by Lil hed February 24, 2025