Shitbag

Noun
A bag of flesh that’s sole purpose is to consume otherwise useful things, i.e., food, time, or knowledge. Then turn them into shit shooting it out both holes, relatively useless and wasteful.

Adjective
1. Literary

Scummy in character disingenuous in heart.

2. Heraldry

(Of human) to act in the worst manor of jackassory, I.e., fuckin stupid.

Look at how that fucking shitbag parked his car.

You ate all my chicken burgers? You’re such a shitbag.

That is the fucking dumbest thing I’ve ever heard you fucking shitbag.

by UandA June 9, 2020

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Banged in the face with a shitbag

An exclamation of disgust. Used specifically to elicit the visual of someone preforming fellatio on a person who currently has a colostomy bag.

“I’m going to bang you in the face with a shitbag”

“Well, Bang me in the face with a shitbag, that sucks.”

“Woke up this morning feeling like I got banged in the face with a shitbag”

by Lil hed February 24, 2025

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just a douchebag who's also full of shit!

That bozo is a real shitbag!!

by anonymous December 28, 2022

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Shitbag

A person that is a piece of shit, a shit head, and a douchebag.

He is such a shitbag.

She is 30 years old, doesn't have a job, mooches off of everyone, no one likes her and she is going nowhere in life; She's a shitbag.

by P. Valley March 1, 2018

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I should beg if somebody who has no hopes and dreams for the future and is basically degenerate because of this they are often referred to as shit bag for their head being the bag and their brain being the shit

William Sterling you are such a fucking shitbag

by anonymous June 1, 2024

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