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Shitbag

Shitbag: A person who in a nutshell is/does:
a. ungodly dumb stuff.
b. comes up with the most retarded scenarios.
c. plain and simple is a piece of shit.
1. MJ: Dick my dick off!
CC: Wow! Are you a shitbag!
by C'sTits August 28, 2008
mugGet the Shitbagmug.

Shitbag

Were you teabag someone then shit in there mouths
"hey honey how about we do a shitbag later"

"You dirty bastard"
by thegayestnays.com September 17, 2021
mugGet the Shitbagmug.

Shitbagged

Stabbing someone in the bumhole so they need a colostomy bag

Usually reserved for snitches or the worst of the worse. Unless you piss off a level 10 roadman then your getting shitbagged regardless. Step on his shoe. Shitbagged
Stare too long. Shitbagged etc
He snitched so we shitbagged him live o
Now he has to poo poo in a bag
by Smokeypokey404 January 31, 2022
mugGet the Shitbaggedmug.

Shitbag

Noun
A bag of flesh that’s sole purpose is to consume otherwise useful things, i.e., food, time, or knowledge. Then turn them into shit shooting it out both holes, relatively useless and wasteful.

Adjective
1. Literary

Scummy in character disingenuous in heart.

2. Heraldry

(Of human) to act in the worst manor of jackassory, I.e., fuckin stupid.
Look at how that fucking shitbag parked his car.

You ate all my chicken burgers? You’re such a shitbag.

That is the fucking dumbest thing I’ve ever heard you fucking shitbag.
by UandA June 9, 2020
mugGet the Shitbagmug.

Shitbag

Gamez is a shitbag
by Park2458 September 9, 2019
mugGet the Shitbagmug.

shitbag

Someone whom will not perform an act due to fear of failure or rejection.
He's a shitbag, he wouldn't do it. The shitbag.
by UrbanDickwad June 19, 2016
mugGet the shitbagmug.

Banged in the face with a shitbag

An exclamation of disgust. Used specifically to elicit the visual of someone preforming fellatio on a person who currently has a colostomy bag.
“I’m going to bang you in the face with a shitbag”

“Well, Bang me in the face with a shitbag, that sucks.”

“Woke up this morning feeling like I got banged in the face with a shitbag”
by Lil hed February 24, 2025
mugGet the Banged in the face with a shitbagmug.

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