I shit you not one cent

used to describe the wildest part of a story is 101% true, no matter how insane it might seem

"i dropped my sandwich and i shit you not one cent, it landed perfectly back on the plate!"

by Insert inside joke here August 26, 2022

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It's hard to give a shit when you don't.

When thou does not give a single fucketh about your opinion.

Nick Valenzuela has stated it's hard to give a shit when you don't.

by NickolesValenzuela March 23, 2022

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You must eat the shit, before you serve it to others

Don’t say something to someone you wouldn’t do or hear yourself

1“Do the dishes”
2“ You must eat the shit, before you serve it to others”
1“Alrighty, I’ll take it then”

by Sejerejedinmor August 30, 2025

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fuck the shit out of you

An indication that he is in the wrong hole. Ouch!

"I'm gonna fuck the shit out of you, cuz you got a fine ass."

by bitchuck September 3, 2025

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You're making shit up because you though I was making shit up

Not what happened.

Hym "You're making shit up because you though I was making shit up. Your skeptical and attitude towards me and people like me is why you didn't believe me and not a lack of evidence and now you are trying to exclude me from a remedy that you only know you need because of me. This is not gratitude what you are doing here. You are trying to make it worse for me and I did not do that to you."

by Hym Iam December 5, 2025

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