[Shit Fuck]

Very bad anal sex.

Last night I had a shit fuck with Marty.

by Jammasterjdawg January 28, 2009

shit fucked

where a guy shits and graps his shit dries it till hard when hard fingers his partner in the ass hole

gross that bitch just got shit fucked

by hawkboy7 July 6, 2009

shit-fuck

when some one tottaly desicrates there body, and can be called nothing else but a shit-fuck.

Oh my god, joel caught his dick on fire at Devin's house, hes a SHIT-FUCK !!!

by Devin August 12, 2003

shit fuck

When you want to fuck a chick, but you have no lubricant, shit in a paper bag and rub it all over your penis for maximum pleasure.

I had a nice time with the new shit fuck method

by big titty bitch January 22, 2005

shit fuck

the fucker who smells like shit

-Do you see that shit fuck?
--NOPE... i smell em!

by kambey October 6, 2008

nobody knows shit about fuck

Essentially means noone knows what's going to happen.
Derived from a quote from the Netflix series Ozark
It has become widely used in the cryptocurrency sphere as a phrase to remind people you can't know if the market will go up or down.

Redditor 1: Did you guys buy the dip? I bought LRC and CRO
Redditor 2: This is not a dip, this is the beginning of bear market
Redditor 3: Nobody knows shit about fuck.

by xd_baTron January 9, 2022

Shit Fucks

any person that is at the age of 13 or under and that is walking, riding golf carts, ripsticks, skateboards, four wheelers, and bikes.

Hey guys, look at those shit fucks on the rode. They look retarded and skanky.

by a spic nigger and chinck July 1, 2011