Shit Faced Cock Juggler

One who is utterly stupid. A person who really deserves to slip in dogshit and break their neck.

Gabe: Hey did you bring the milk?
Jay: Milk?
Gabe: Yeah the milk.
Jay: Nah mans I forgot it.
Gabe: You are such a shit faced cock juggler now im gonna have to put water in my cereal.

by eatmuhasshole July 19, 2008

shit faced monkey bitch

an extremly ugly chick. Ugly includes, fat, dismembered, deformed, dykish, smelly, hairy, anorexic, and also face beat in with a shovel(such as paris hilton)

That retarded hoe looks like a SHIT FACED MONKEY BITCH!

by Billy Bob RAy Hiizzle November 19, 2005

i smell shit face

The face that you make when you smell everything at once. The smell underneath the smell.

Hey Melvin? Why do you have the I smell shit face? Oh nevermind, you smell what we can't.

by #nosekeepers July 19, 2020

shit faced baked

sky high

shit faced baked (shyt-fays-baek-d)

i am shit faced baked. shitfacedbaked. shtfcdbkd. shtfcbk. shtfk. fk.

by mstrfrag-chunk0 May 05, 2010

shitty shitty shit face

1. (adj.) A phrase often used by young drunk women to express their Intoxication.

2. (adj.) A phrase often used to describe ugliness, or homlines.

3. (n.) To be a mean or unfair individual. Often used by young individuals.

1. "Goodness! Im shitty shity shit-faithed.."

2. "So homie... That lady was ugly."
"Nah! She was Shitty, Shitty, Shitfaced!"

3. "That man is a shitty shitty shit face."

by Verb Style Urban August 21, 2006

Shit Face Cock Master

A person of the human race that is a piece of shit; also see Pancheri

Ms.Pancheri is a shit face cock master

by Rob August 22, 2003

Resting Dip-shit Face

When a person's face is at its normal resting position, but they seem to not know what is going on or who they even are. They tend to have a very confused or almost drug induced look.

Is Carol high?

Nah. She just has a Resting Dip-shit Face.

by theonewhoflops February 09, 2018