Shiny Magnezone

When something looks special but is completely worthless

Damn dude, these rocks really are a Shiny Magnezone

by MotionPlays January 12, 2022

Shiny people

People whose lives are perfect of seem perfect from an outsiders perspective.

Person 1: "Why do they always seem so happy?"
Person 2: "They must be shiny people."

by Microwaves January 12, 2021

Shiny Pokemon

A alternately colored Pokemon that people, I myself included, spend hours of their lives playing video games for. For no good reason. Shiny Pokemon don't have different stats, they just look different and are more rare. What the fuck is my problem.

Person 1: Hey I am shiny hunting a shiny pokemon rn

Person 2: Why. Why are you spending your time on earth for such useless shit

by thatonepep July 13, 2022

facebook shiny

when you make a comment on something on facebook and then someone you completely do not know 'likes' it. When this occurs this makes you feel stood out...feeling shiny...feeling important like you made a point.

Example 1)
Now that was "facebook shiny", Matt. Everyone seems to be liking your comment...YOU ARE THE MAN!!!
Example 2)
Wow, 50 likes on that comment. That's very facebook shiny! :o)

by Gorilla73 October 21, 2010

shiny taco

Referring to shaved or bald vaginas.

1.) I have a shiny taco.
2.) I love to slap shiny tacos.

by Kris C. January 18, 2005

Shiny Object

The distracting item, person, or activity that keeps you from doing what you should be doing.

Something unintentional or unforseen that distracts you from getting anything done or goals accomplished.

Marlene was working at peak efficiency when opening up her email became the "shiny object" to her day.

I really wanted to be productive this weekend, but my kid getting sick became my shiny object.

by ADHD Fabulous June 3, 2009

shiny-happy

A so-called "normal" person who shuns the feelings the rest of us have, stigmatizes our solutions, and would take away our right to self-terminate, calling us selfish or immature or incapable of deciding our own destinies.

He was totally going to bleed to fruition, but some shiny-happy found him and called 911. Now he'll be in therapy making other shiny-happies feel good about themselves.

by ASH September 20, 2004