shiksha

Person who is intelligent, beautiful and a little crazy. Weirdness comes naturally to this person and is known to be slightly insane occasionally. However with rare combination of intelligence and that gorgeous face, the person is bound to hit it big despite the unusual character and ability to find strange things funny.

shiksha could be someone who is extremely smart, probably top of the class without even trying. shiksha possesses good looks, but can scare people with the maniacal laughing that shiksha is prone to. shiksha has a weird sense of humour.

by iamawesome101111 May 27, 2009

Shiesty bitch

A Grandmother who has over a million dollars in her bank account. But when its your birthday she sends you a check for a measly 50 bucks

My Grandma just wrote a check for a million dollars to buy a property. You know what she gave me for my birthday? A check for $50 bucks? Fuckin Shiesty Bitch!

by G.angsta Williams April 25, 2011

Pooh Shiesty

"Pooh shiesty that's my dawg but pooh you know i'm really shiesty"

'Yeah i know pooh shiesty and that nigga really shiest on bro and em but he really know im the shiesty nigga on foenem

by lil durkiooo March 2, 2021

two shakes of a lamb's tail

a short length of time

I'll be back from the store in two shakes of a lamb's tail.

by Anonymous August 31, 2003

Shakespearing

the verb that describes the act of someone, who is madly in love to the point where it becomes overly dramatic and obsessive, and they start talking like shakespeare would have

1: "Thou hast stolen my heart, you fair angel from the heavens!"
2: "woah calm down you're shakespearing

by Jmanfh November 18, 2013

shiksa schlepper

Shiksa schlepper-A Jewish guy who always has to bring a BEAUTIFUL Blonde Catholic girl to all social events, to one-up his friends, and make the Jewish girls jealous.

Melvin brought this gorgeous blonde to our Sigma Alpha Mu fraternity party last night. Killer body, too! What a shiksa schlepper!

by B. Ebstein February 16, 2008

shikse

noun. (SHICK suh) Any not Jewish woman, usually a blonde courve that every lovely Jewish mother fears her son will marry.

Mordecai: Ma, This is Sue, the woman I told you about.
Ma: (To herself: Oy vey!) What a lovely creature! I didn't catch the last name dear...
Mordecai: (To himself: Oh fuck!)
Sue: "Smith" Mrs. Goldfarb.
Ma: Lovely name, what was it before dear?
Ma: (To herself: Jesus Christ, a fucking shikse! My son has brought home a courve, I hope the neighbors didn't see her.)
Sue: Before what Mrs. Goldfarb?
Mordecai: (To himself: Jesus Christ! How do I explain this one?)
Ma: You'll have to excuse me, I've got (the) shpilkus. Lovely to meet you Sue.

by Ned Ludd August 30, 2005