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sticky tarantula

During the act of performing anal sex, the man pulls out, jizzes on the woman's back and then throws a tarantula onto the jizz. The jizz then dries causing the tarantula to get stuck to the woman's back. This is a good technique that can be used to break-up with or assassinate the person you are sleeping with.
Tina: "My back hurts really bad. Ralph gave me the sticky tarantula last night."
by zorro97 April 16, 2008
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sticky keys

1. something you use if you cant reach halfway across the keyboard to use a shortcut with Shift, Ctrl, or Alt.
2. an annoying default feature of Microsoft where if you press Shift five times, a popup asking whether you want to enable StickyKeys, ruining any streak you have if you're playing an FPS. Can be used to annoy random people
Person 1: OMG HOW DO I GET MY 100TH KILL STREAK WITHOUT DYING???
Person 2: Press Shift 5 times right when an enemy sees you to get a quick armor boost
Person 1: Thanks, man. You're my god!
...
Person 1: WTF IS THIS SHIT NO I DONT WANT STICKY KEYS WTF STUPID MICROSOFT!!!!!!! NOOOOOOO I DIED!!!!!!!!! WTF YOU HACKER!!!!!!!
by joebob2 January 2, 2008
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shickered

Derives from 'shicker',an alcoholic beverage, means to be pissed/drunk/legless
Fred: What did you do last night?

George: Got shickered
by Sonny-T December 8, 2006
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sticky biscuit

A group of lads wank over a biscuit, and the last to cum on it has to eat, the now "sticky biscuit"
Person1: Why isnt josh here?
Person2: He played sticky biscuit and lost
person1: Oh..............errrr
by mat scott November 28, 2005
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Ahhh, shucky-ducky now!

A phrase used when you are running for the office of President of the United States of America and you wish to be immediatly disqualified.
Herman Cain: "Looks like some people ready party up in here! Ahhh, shucky-ducky now!"
by dksf June 17, 2011
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Sticky Tuesday

Somebody doing anything dislikeable.
"Man, thats the third time you've fucked my girlfriend. Quit being such a Sticky Tuesday."
by No Outlet August 1, 2007
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sticky kick in the hazelnuts

A phrase used to define a hot drink (typically coffee) overly sweetened and extremely nutty tasting.
Guy1: Dude, I just made the best coffee ever, I used hazelnut coffee, hazelnut creamer, caramel, and a packet of sugar!
Guy2: Man that sounds like a sticky kick in the hazelnuts to be sure!
by MrJenkins October 22, 2010
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