Shellaced

A drunken state of being induced either by playing excessive amounts of beer pong, bullshit pyrimid, or by consuming a very high proof liquor using a "chug mug."
Shellaced is not only a state of being, but also a state of mind, in which one becomes completely obsessed with making it to the frats, the rugby house, or any other nightly house party in which there will be inevitably more drinking.
Origin: Our 7 foot long beer pong table had to be sealed with shellac to protect its superior paint-job. the word just stuck thereafter.

Person 1: Hey do you want to go to Danieley J103 for some beer pong on thier sweet-ass table? I bet we'll get amazingly shellaced!
Person 2: Nah I can't man, I was over there last Sunday and those girls got me completely shellaced before they had finished thier first game of bullshit pyrimid.

by Lisa-Ann-Denny September 20, 2005

Stellaholic

A term used to refer to someone who is addicted or obsessed with the consumption of the alcoholic drink stella artois

my god nat your a stellaholic

by woods27 January 10, 2008

Shellshock

The feeling of a caffeine comedown and shakes the day after drinking too many jagerbombs

Dude, I was so shellshocked this morning I couldn't sleep.

by Con1989 November 4, 2011

Shellhorse

A rusted beat-up Volvo with piss-poor mud flaps and a rubbish clutch. All investments have gone into headlights and headlight wipers.

In summary: A shit car driven by a Bloat wagon.

Hey, let's go on a McTrip in the Shellhorse!

by Schnibble March 25, 2004

Shellwhore

A person who seeks out server administrators begging for a shell account typically located on a linux or BSD server. Even though such services are offered for free a lot of the times the person might demand technical support, troll or just be totally insane.

As seen on IRC(tm)!

I hate Shellwhores.

by omes- November 22, 2009

shellac record

another name for gramophone record. From the use of shellac in making gramophone records.

He bought a shellac record yesterday.

by uttam maharjan November 27, 2011

Shealah

Shealahs are gorgeous, intelligent, (most of the time), generous, and all the other good adjectives you can think of. They are very caring and will always listen to you and give advice when you need it. Everyone either wants to be one, or be friends with one. Sometimes their bad side comes out, but all of their good qualities overpower the bad ones. If I were you I would be really nice to that girl with the name Shealah.

❤️❤️-K

“Do you knowShealah?”
“No, who is that?”
*gasp* “I have to introduce you, you’ll love her!”

by liveoak May 21, 2018