Sharonville

An Ohio railroad town located several miles north of the city of Cincinnati. Commonly refered to as The Ville by locals; where rednecks, hillbies, whitetrash, your occasional thugs, and middleclass citizens either pretend to be wealthy or live as they truly are POOR. Drug deals are nothing new, but they mostly take place in living rooms instead of street corners. Recreational sports are taken way too serious and at night townies can be found at one of the many hole in the wall bars located on the loop. The Loop: the name the city's elected officals gave to the two one way streets downtown to make it sound exciting. And even though everyone pretends to be wealthy they send their precious children to the public school where fights are a regular occasion and its being over whelmed by blacks. The school is always on the news but never for anything good. And nothing is open past 10:00 pm except for Waffle House and White Castles. So if you happen to drive by this little railroad town, remember to lock your doors and keep heading north on I-75, Union Centre (the real wealthy area) is the next exit up. If you stop, you may get stuck here, just ask Patches the local hobo.

You can take a kid out the ville but you'll never take the ville out the kid; Villian for Life

by True Villian May 8, 2005

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