shampires

Bullshit vampires / Vampires that are a sham, fake or do not fit the criteria of a true vampire.

Shampires, like the gay ones in Twilight.

ie ''the twilight vampires walk around during the daytime, therefore they are shampires.''

by Live To Win July 7, 2010

shampoo loop

the occurrence of multiple shampooings or washing body parts during a shower because you get distracted and forget what you've already cleaned.

Writer: I had a great idea for a book this morning in the shower, but it led to a three round shampoo loop.

Friend: I hate that!

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Wife: You used all the hot water!

Husband: Sorry, I got stuck in a shampoo loop.

by bomt April 19, 2010

sample abuser

Customer that holds up the line at an ice cream shop by repeatedly asking for free samples because he/she cannot decide what to order. This person is oblivious to the fact that there is only one employee behind the counter who is becoming as annoyed as the people in line.

Person 1: What took you so long at Baskin-Robbins? It doesn't look very busy in there.

Person 2: I had to wait ten minutes because of a sample abuser who tried virtually every flavor before ordering chocolate. What a jerk!

by boratfan1 October 18, 2010

Sampurna

She is all that you can ask for.
She works the hardest in a room, she brings in an aura that influences everyone to act positively.
She loves deeply. She is the most loyal person you can ever meet.

She is enthusiastic, extremely talented and postively insane.

If you have a Sampurna in your life, you life is complete.

by Maze_27 November 25, 2021

shit scamper

The awkward dance that you do on your way to the toilet, so you don't shit yourself.

I had to shit scamper out of meeting before I made a mess on the floor.

by TheJames333 March 19, 2016

shampoo effect

A residual drug or alcohol phenomonon in which, during a period after a heavy binge, only a small amount of the recently-abused substance is needed to re-activate your buzz. So named after what happens in the shower when you "rinse and repeat": only a tiny bit of shampoo is needed the second time around to achieve a full sudsy lather.

"Man, I've only had one bloody mary and I feel buzzed!"

"Shampoo effect, dude. You were blasted last night."

by Soave May 25, 2005

sampler

An electronic musical instrument that plays back and records sounds so that they can be played using a keyboard or a sequencer. Not to be confused with a synthesizer or ROMpler

A sampler is never going to sound as good as the real instrument.

by SynthBaron November 28, 2003