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shakespear dick

very old dick looks like it came from 1609
by cockmunchermcgee January 12, 2015
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William Shakespear

Would I was Shook Speared today! William Shakespear in past tence :)
by OhManDisCRAZY June 12, 2018
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shakespeares

a sexy female's thighs or legs (thy=thighs)
-"dude, check out that chick standing over there at the bus stop"
-"yeah, that shawty got some shakespeares on her"
by ChipsterJeron December 30, 2008
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shakespeare

(n.) 1. an intellectual, deeper than the user of the word.
2. an actor, esp. one who does shakespearean plays.
3. a writer or a poet, esp. a particularly eloquent one
4. someone who uses large words (obfiscates) or speaks in an old-fasioned manner.
from William Shakespeare, a playwrite and poet who is regarded as the best the english language ever had or ever will have.
1. that reverend is a true shakespeare.
2. hey, shakespeare! you got the part of macbeth, or lady mecbeth?
3. he's no shakespeare, but his letters make me feel better.
4. take a look at shakespeare over here! hes all "art thou" and "shouldst" and "manipulative copulation" like, yo!
by annon. January 22, 2004
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Folger Shakespeare Library High School Fellowship Program

da place where all da bitchez come to learn da language of loooove.

we also study this dead guy named Bill Shakes. It's pretty awesome. All the bitchez are smart and nerdsy, and all of them are gorgeous.

at least 3 out of the sixteen will be extremely pretentious. and at least 50% of the total male population will be gay.

if youre not a hipster, youre a nerd. if youre not a nerd, youre a sloot.
Sloot: Hey, so you going to the Folger Shakespeare Library High School Fellowship Program today?

Hipster: yea, I decided to dress like Shakespeare to get in the mood.

Kid #1: ME TOO!

Sloot: OMG. THAT'S SO HAWT.

Nerd: ....I want to be Hamlet.

Entire class: LET'S ALL BE HAMLET

Sloot: naww i wanna be Ophelia. mmmmm Hamlet's meats.
by iheartshakespearesomuch December 13, 2010
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The William Shakespeare

When you are getting a rim job whilst having diarrhea, shitting in your partner’s mouth. The shit ends up flowing out their nasal passage, making a mustache like William Shakespeare’s.
Yesterday My stomach wasn’t feeling well, so I gave Deborah The William Shakespeare
by Cheese her January 1, 2019
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Shakespeare

The unfunniest comedian that ever existed.
John: Here are some excerpts from Shakespeare's work, "A Midsummer Night's Dream"

*blah blah*

Jack: Wait.... They are funny! HaHaHa... NO.
by Doppelgangergang January 22, 2009
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