by Sean September 22, 2004
da place where all da bitchez come to learn da language of loooove.
we also study this dead guy named Bill Shakes. It's pretty awesome. All the bitchez are smart and nerdsy, and all of them are gorgeous.
at least 3 out of the sixteen will be extremely pretentious. and at least 50% of the total male population will be gay.
if youre not a hipster, youre a nerd. if youre not a nerd, youre a sloot.
we also study this dead guy named Bill Shakes. It's pretty awesome. All the bitchez are smart and nerdsy, and all of them are gorgeous.
at least 3 out of the sixteen will be extremely pretentious. and at least 50% of the total male population will be gay.
if youre not a hipster, youre a nerd. if youre not a nerd, youre a sloot.
Sloot: Hey, so you going to the Folger Shakespeare Library High School Fellowship Program today?
Hipster: yea, I decided to dress like Shakespeare to get in the mood.
Kid #1: ME TOO!
Sloot: OMG. THAT'S SO HAWT.
Nerd: ....I want to be Hamlet.
Entire class: LET'S ALL BE HAMLET
Sloot: naww i wanna be Ophelia. mmmmm Hamlet's meats.
Hipster: yea, I decided to dress like Shakespeare to get in the mood.
Kid #1: ME TOO!
Sloot: OMG. THAT'S SO HAWT.
Nerd: ....I want to be Hamlet.
Entire class: LET'S ALL BE HAMLET
Sloot: naww i wanna be Ophelia. mmmmm Hamlet's meats.
by iheartshakespearesomuch December 11, 2010
I'm not saying I'm friggin' William Shakespeare. But even writing a melody, it's a release. And I really have a need to express myself - Mariah lolo.
by thecharacterwannie July 3, 2022
by My sexual identity is KM/S April 24, 2019
He is/was a friend of mine.
by briko June 2, 2017
When you read/see a Shakespeare play (or any other old literature) and start to talk like the characters (i.e. vocabulary, mannerisms, rhythm, rhyme, iambic pentameter, etc.) on a regular basis.
Guy 1: She doth teach the torches to burn bright!
Guy 2: Dude... what!?
Guy 1: I said that chicks hot, man!
Guy 2: Oh, what was all that you were saying?
Guy 1: Sorry, dude. I've been speaking Shakespeare ever since we read Romeo and Juliet in class last week.
Guy 2: Dude... what!?
Guy 1: I said that chicks hot, man!
Guy 2: Oh, what was all that you were saying?
Guy 1: Sorry, dude. I've been speaking Shakespeare ever since we read Romeo and Juliet in class last week.
by JudeMer April 29, 2009