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Bean Sneeze

When a Female ejaculates

Bean, being reference to the clitoris
Sneeze, being reference to the quivering, wet aftermath.

Do the math...
"How did it go with Stacey last night??"

"Not bad, i gave her head and she did a Bean Sneeze all over my face"
by CaptainStripe December 2, 2010
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Sneeze Fart

The rare but priceless occasion where a persons sneeze causes an unexpected fart, usually in an embarassing situation.
Did that mother fucker really just sneeze fart?
by Blitzkriego January 20, 2009
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Senesh

In bangladeshi it is a word to describe a person who is the laughing stock of others. The word literally means "tool" in bangladeshi. In textbooks the term originated from a peasant who thought smoking hashish was cool until he was sent to jail for raping a thirteen year old hermaphodite.
A: Man I thought that guy was aight but shit man.
B: What?
A: He a Senesh you know what I'm saying?
B: Yeah I feel you; he basically a fuckwit. Right?
A: Exacto Emundo Nesse.
by Mr.INtelligent March 3, 2010
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Seneca High School

High School in Tabernacle, NJ. Over run with white kids, all from different cliques. About 4 black kids per grade. Stereotyped as a "Hick High School" when really the ratio of hardass to "hick" is 20:1. Full of potheads. Almost every member of Seneca has a cousin or other relative attending the high school. Most teachers are young, often flirt with students or are victims of flirtation/admiration. Currently has a kick-ass football team, completely owning every school in the district. 11-1 baby. that's unfinished business. TERRIBLE, AWFUL, TOTALLY HOPELESS BASKETBALL TEAM!!! Many people drive pick-ups to school, and there are a few the spoiled kids in their BMW's, Lexuses, Range Rovers, and Hummers. Altogether, not a bad school, just depicted as something terrible by Shawnee High School assholes who are upset their football team sucked this year. NO QUADS ARE DRIVEN TO SCHOOL.
"Who did you play yesterday at your basketball game?"
"Seneca High School."
"Did you lose?"
"HAHAHAHAHAHA"
by shscheergirl March 21, 2007
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seneca

A beautiful girl who is always there for you. she doesn't give up and is strong enough to stand up to anyone..no matter the case. she is caring and extremely nice. tends to be always happy about everything, dont mess with her or get on her bad side though....she has a bad temper for people she doesn't like. overall a loving girl who says she will do something and do it.
guy: woah!
friend: what?
guy: do you see her?
friend: oh yeah.. she must be a seneca!
by cookiemonster1 August 29, 2010
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Sneeze Priest

A random person who says "God Bless You" when you sneeze but seldom goes to church and is not really religous. This forces you to acknoledge them or give the sign of the cross.
After sneezing in a public place, a stranger says "God Bless You" and looks at you with an expectaion of a thank you. Your friend says "who was that?" and you reply "I have no idea, he must be the local Sneeze Priest!"
by xctx February 26, 2009
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sneeze my chonies

accidentally tinkle a little in your underwear
I laughed so hard I thought I was gonna sneeze my chonies..
by ChonieMama February 11, 2008
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