vanity seller

A term originated by one Mr FandL describing wankers who list a few books on Ebay, Amazon or Abebooks. By doing this they perceive that they suddenly have the status of Maggs Brothers.

An upper middle class housewife from Kent lists her husband's library of law books on abebooks for £1.00 each and tells all her friends that she is an antiquarian bookseller. When husband finds his rare and valuable collection on the shelves of Maggs brothers the wife is found strangled on the side of the road. An example of what happens to a vanity seller.

by Once an abe lover April 27, 2006

semper high

a ex marine or a current marine who got arrested for doing drugs or having drugs

All those cases with Marines doing drugs are semper high.

by royal marine March 11, 2009

semper chowdelis

The act of getting food only for oneself and ignoring the needs/wants of your friends.

Carner: (carrying food) Yum!
Jackson: Bring me any?
Carner: You never asked!
Jackson: Good, semper chowdelis Carner.

by terminallancecoollio December 7, 2011

Sellers

The very definition of cool. This kind of kid never does anything that will make him look like a nerd and always tries to take credit for everything that is anything. This kid will deny ever Playing World of Warcraft to boost his public popularity and will flipp if anyone says he did. He will have very specifc friends and Acquaintances and he has a best friend called Naveed.

Guy 1: Hey look, its sellers
Guy 2: ..... He is such a cool kid with his best mate Naveed

by Volbanyx November 28, 2010

Sedler

To be extremely homoerotic and not think twice about it

Yea jesse was all over everyone's cock what a sedler.

by ManojRRR February 12, 2009

semper in excreta

A good personal motto. Always being in trouble, constantly doing things that do not measure up to expectations, literal translation - "always in the shit".

Dave's D.I.Y. plumbing effort caused a flood in the bathroom which ruined an entire floor and brought down the ceilings in the lower floor.
"Dave, everything you do goes wrong. As they used to say in ancient Rome, "semper in excreta". You're always in the shit. This time, literally!"

by Stubabe December 18, 2009

Semper Ubi Sub Ubi

A phrase popular among first year Latin students, the phrase means "always wear underwear." The literal translation is "always where under where."

Pope: Hey...did you hear what those American's said?
Cardinals, yanwing: No, holiness.
Pope: Semper Ubi Sub Ubi.
Cardinals: Semper...always where under where...underwear! Ha, you've gotten us again holiness. You god damn trickster!

by akork November 9, 2006