semen enema

The thing a dude gives you when he blows his load up your ass and you subsequently shit when he pulls his dick out.

Brad totally gave me a semen enema last night and I shit all over his white couch

by Noanalnancy November 22, 2016

carolina satan semen

After consuming an excess of hot/spicy food the man or woman's ejaculate has enough capsaicin to burn in the manner you would expect from Satan's semen.

I ate so much Carolina reaper sauce I had a case of the Carolina Satan Semen and it was burning her eyes!

by Impudicus April 9, 2019

selective mutism

me..

a mental disorder where speaking is hard or physicaly impossible in some situations, places, with certain people..ect..

I CAN'T really FRICKIN' SPEAK DUDEEE

i have 5 diagnosed GOSH DARN mental disorders that include selective mutism, i can speak but most of the time I can't.

by lYDia THe steGoSAurUS May 13, 2020

Value Select

A Youtuber who actually makes good content. He doesn’t put ads in his vids and his content is 100% original. Instead of being supported by sponsorships, he is supported by his audience.

Person 1: Who’s your favorite YouTuber?
An honorable man who is apart of the brotherhood: Value Select!

by YourLocalDisappointment August 25, 2020

bear semen

Manly name for outta control energy drinks. Meant to make the drink sound like a mix between caffiene energy supplements and protein shakes. Contains no actual bear semen.

Sean: need to get some moar bear semen! rawr

by rowbsie November 8, 2009

selecta

DJ - one who selects the tunes. normally used in ragga, drum n bass and garage

Hold tight Shy rinse out the mix seleeeeeeeeectaaa!

by G June 9, 2003

semen tree

Also known as "Pyrus calleryana Chanticleer" trees (or ornamental pear trees). They smell like jizz, especially when in bloom. People plant them all the time around the Bay Area. Yay. Let's make the whole neighborhood smell like used sex rags. Nice one.

"Oh, great. The google parking lot is encircled with semen trees".

by Torsky March 10, 2008