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IBN SEENA ACADEMY

I hope I don't ever end up in Ibn Seena Academy.
by _Faith_ December 10, 2018
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Seldom Seen Smith

1. A “Lothario” or “Romeo”-type gentleman usually residing in the “Four Corners” region of southwest Colorado, northwest New Mexico, northern Arizona or southern Utah – best known for having multiple wives scattered across a vast and barren landscape, showing up less than some of said wives might prefer, and even then for dubious purposes more often than not, as well as lending a certain fertility to the otherwise sere landscape.

2. A mythical figure or western archetype modeled on the Jack Mormon River Guide from the Edward Abbey-crafted character in the Monkey Wrench Gang. Friend of Doc Sarvis, Bonnie Abzug and George Hayduke. Husband to many, constant companion to none.
Seldom Seen Smith didn’t come around often, and when he did he didn’t stay for long.

Seldom Seen Smith wasn't expecting the river of tears, but he deftly navigated that rapid into the sack -- and he was off before the sun came up over the Green River not to be seen again until the season had changed and the frost was on the land and absence had once again made the heart grow fonder.
by Seldom Seen Smith December 7, 2020
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I've seen them on facebook

a classier, more socially acceptable way of saying that you have facebookstalked a person or persons. Similar to It was in my news feed.
Tom: Have you met Sally and John yet?
Alice: No, but I've seen them on facebook.
by Garrrrrrr June 3, 2010
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According to a tiktok there has never been 2 pretty best friends always one of them gotta be ugly.. If both the friends are pretty they either fake friends or are up to something else ;)
wait how are anna and tina bestfriends? I ain't ever seen 2 pretty best friends.. always one of em gotta be ugly..
by Lovelyselina November 11, 2020
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seen his arse

to see ones arse, a combination of making a fool of yourself then getting upset about it.
dunlop has seen his arse again.

ey up, looks like dunlops seen his arse again.

surprise surpsise, dunlops only gone and seen his arse. again.
by Ginlarde January 15, 2009
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Sebemma

Pronunciation: Seb•Emma or Se•Be•Ma

The word "Sebemma" can be used as a noun, pronoun, or adjective. The word describes a person that ruins something fun, like a game, joke, or riddle. (i.e. Someone tell a riddle to his group of friends. One of his friends figures the riddle out. He then goes off to tell all his other friends that don't know, effectively ruining the riddle and fun.) This word is interchangeable with the more common words like "Party Pooper", "Buzzkill" and "Mood Killer". The original "Sebemmas" were two people named Sebastien and Emma, hence the name "Sebemma". Being called, named or associated with the word causes discomfort with some people to the point that they will defend themselves even though they are guilty. They will go as far as to pass on blame of being a "Sebemmas" to escape the corruption of it's title.
One Sebemma says: "I know the triangle game!" Following this he/she goes to yell the answer to it."

One Sebemma kicks a ball into a small forest. He then leave everyone else to find the ball in the forest offering no help.

Someone yells: "Hey you're a Sebemma"
The Accused Sebemma say; "No im not a Sebemma, he is"
by Kuska July 6, 2016
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