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Poop Standoff

When you and another person, perhaps even two other people, are in adjacent stalls in a public restroom, all waiting for the others to leave to unleash your noisy shits. It becomes a battle of wills to see who will hold in their unholy excretion the longest, and it is very accurately called a Poop Standoff.
"Where have you been? You missed the birth of our son."

"Sorry honey, I was in a poop standoff for the past 7 hours."
by kevinisrad December 17, 2013
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texas standoff

Noun. When two men try to Texas beltbuckle each other at the same time and the first one to look at their competitors nut sack loses.
Last week I was in the locker room and saw a pair of ballsacks in a Texas standoff.
by RODman September 13, 2013
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Mexican standoff

a situation that nobody can triumph in, especially one where all people involved have guns
The Mexican standoff has become a cliche in movies.
by Light Joker October 11, 2006
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Seadonkey

A extremely large and fat woman who fronts like she is hot and sexy. Related closely to the "beached whale."
If you go to the fill in station to drink you have to be careful because the seadonkeys are out in full force.
by Kendizzle June 23, 2005
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sando

Geeez, it's after 1pm and I haven't eaten lunch yet. I'm going to go grab a sando!!
by qtgoof December 15, 2010
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Damien sandow

A wrestler in WWE that knows almost everything. he is as good as triple h at zinging people and is currently teamed up with cody rhodes as "team roades scholars"

he wheres pink tight/trunks and purple knee/armpads.

he is also WWE`s best heel.
tweeter: whats growing inside your beard?

Damien sandow: i keep my beard trimmed every day thank you. what is growing inside your head?
by Mitchwwe December 26, 2012
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Sesame Standoff

Whenever someone eats any kind of sandwhich of burger on a sesame seed bun, and once finished proceeds to pick and eat the leftover sesame seeds off the plate or wrapper.
Dawn: Okay... are you done with you're roast beef sandwhiches? Let's go.
Smitty: No way. Sesame standoff.
Dawn: For real? You embarass the shit out of me when you do this!
Smitty then starts picking every sesame seed off the wrappers.
Dawn: I'm never eating out with you again, dad.
by PDXJohnny99 April 16, 2013
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