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Acute Scrotal Itch (A.S.I.)

The sudden sharp, piercing itching sensation a man gets in his scrotum. Often completely debilitating, the itch must be scratched almost immediately to avoid injury.
I was in the grocery store with my wife when I got an attack of Acute Scrotal Itch (A.S.I.). The aisle was crowded so I had to duck behind my wife to get to it.
by sobonate December 10, 2012
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SLA (scrotal leg adhesion)

When ones scrotum rubs against the inner thigh creating an unpleasant burning sensation
Dude, do you have any baby powder I have SLA (scrotal leg adhesion)
by Lil 21 Dragon Breath April 13, 2020
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Scrotal Welk

A welklike swelling in your scrotal
Pouch
"Help Todd! My scrotal welks have flared up and are spreading like a clan of hungry crustaceans!"
by Jginnit07 February 6, 2023
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scrotality

similar to brutality ... when a persons own verbal, physical or mental bollocks are inflicted or threatened towards another party i such a way as to cause "scrotality" with intent to harm, defraud or cause suffering to another ...
the way he dealt with the matter like that was sheer brutal bollocks , complete scrotality. how dare that scrote inflict his bollocks views on people so brutally
by schizoprenia isnt lonely February 8, 2014
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Scrotal Mange

A condition contracted after being off work for extended periods of time, this variation of mange, specific to the scrotum, is characterized by severe itching, hair loss, and the formation of scabs and lesions. Believed to have originated in capybaras, humans can develop this condition after they have lounged around too much.
Nathan: "What's up with Tom?"

Jason: "First week back.... he's got full-blown scrotal mange."
by N'a/t.h, October 2, 2024
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Scrotal toe

when a male wears pants that are too tight, and the impression of his balls become visible.
Wow! That male speed skater has a giant scrotal toe.
by Clarise November 28, 2020
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Scrotal dew

Testicular sweat. Moisture in the groin area caused by activity or wool pants.
"I worked out for 2 hours this morning, and my shorts are soaked with scrotal dew".
by MstrMike August 29, 2013
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