Acute Scrotal Itch (A.S.I.)

The sudden sharp, piercing itching sensation a man gets in his scrotum. Often completely debilitating, the itch must be scratched almost immediately to avoid injury.
I was in the grocery store with my wife when I got an attack of Acute Scrotal Itch (A.S.I.). The aisle was crowded so I had to duck behind my wife to get to it.
by sobonate June 04, 2012
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SLA (scrotal leg adhesion)

When ones scrotum rubs against the inner thigh creating an unpleasant burning sensation
Dude, do you have any baby powder I have SLA (scrotal leg adhesion)
by Lil 21 Dragon Breath April 13, 2020
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Scrotal dew

Testicular sweat. Moisture in the groin area caused by activity or wool pants.
"I worked out for 2 hours this morning, and my shorts are soaked with scrotal dew".
by MstrMike August 29, 2013
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Scrotal toe

when a male wears pants that are too tight, and the impression of his balls become visible.
Wow! That male speed skater has a giant scrotal toe.
by Clarise November 29, 2020
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Scrotal Mange

A condition contracted after being off work for extended periods of time, this variation of mange, specific to the scrotum, is characterized by severe itching, hair loss, and the formation of scabs and lesions. Believed to have originated in capybaras, humans can develop this condition after they have lounged around too much.
Nathan: "What's up with Tom?"

Jason: "First week back.... he's got full-blown scrotal mange."
by N'a/t.h, October 02, 2024
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scrotal toast

When you take a sip of champagne then gingerly, GINGERLY, stretch out the scrotum in such a way as to create a bowl shape then drip the champagne into the scrotal pool and make a toast to your man cause he the best.
My husband just asked me if I could give him a scrotal toast to cheer him up.
by DeathbatForever August 10, 2023
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Scrotal shower

When a partner cuts your scrotum and then said partner shakes blood from the laceration on to their sexual partner.
She lightly cut his nuts and laid down to let him scrotal shower her!
by Half_hntr September 04, 2021
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